How in love with yourself do you have to be to look like this and still host a book release party for a book called, "The New Beauty Secrets: Your Ultimate Guide to a Flawless Face".  Like Sarah Jessica Parker did at Bergdorf Goodman last night in New York City.  When asked for a comment, one attendee said, “AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

Naming a perfume created by Sarah Jessica Parker "Lovely" really can't be considered anything but sarcastic.  This witch is visually disturbing.  I guess that wouldn't fit on the bottle.  I hope she isn't really the one who created the scent, because a perfume that smells like hay and sugar cubes probably won't do very well.  Those bulging veins in her forehead are the stuff of nightmares.  It looks like she gonna use her mind to slam shut the doors to the gym and kill everyone at the prom.   And did they really have to make the bottle look like that.  They should have at least given her a myster, because when it comes out in drops like, it's just looks like something she would use to poison some apples and get Snow White.   

Is she wearing a see thru shirt with no bra while at an event with little kids?  Of course she is.  Why wouldn’t she be. 
 



This is what I picture when people tell me how great "Sex and the City" was.  It was a show about a goblin who slept around.  Fantastic.  Maybe my taste isn't sophisticated enough to realize how awesome that is, but I want to watch this monster have sex about as much as I want to watch my grandparents have sex.  I think she's on the red carpet because she won the prize for luring the most children into an oven.  I'm sure Garnier is thrilled to see her hair look like this after they paid her millions to endorse their stuff.  Either this hagged bitch is about to get hit by lightning or she needs a new conditioner.   And if she's such a famous fashion icon, why does her husband dress like my 8th grade civics teacher.