03.31.2008 sarah larson seems nice, pt. 3

Because you demanded it (pervert) here are more pictures of George Clooneys new girlfriend Sarah Larson, before she got famous overnight.  This whole relationship is starting to look more and more like "Pretty Woman".

EDITORS NOTE - I wanna see this chicks boobs so bad.  I bet they're awesome.




03.28.2008 sarah larson seems nice, pt. 2

This is nothing but more pictures of George Clooneys girlfriend at the pool at Hard Rock about a month before they met, but that ass of hers deserved it's own post.  And also it's own trophy in it's own divison in it's very own sport.  It doesn’t even makes sense that a girl could have an ass that nice.  And you know what else doesn’t make sense?  Love.

(go here to see all the pics, which by number 60 just turn into blatant lesbian porn)




03.28.2008 sarah larson seems nice - update

Star magazine is awesome, and according to them, the picture above is George Clooneys new girlfriend Sarah Larson.  Sarah was a cocktail waitress at the Palms in Vegas when they met, but apparently on the side she stuck her ass in the air and licked magazines.  Yaay!

"Sarah is outgoing and fun and loves to drink. She likes to get wasted when she goes out — but hey, that's what Vegas is all about!"
In one risqué set of photos taken in July 2007 — one month after she first met George, 46, at the Palms resort — Sarah, 29, is wearing a short dress and has her legs wrapped around a man holding her up against a wall in the middle of a crowded Vegas nightclub (see that picture here).
The next day, Sarah — who appears to be drunk — is pictured wearing a bikini at a huge, outdoor pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, kneeling on all fours with her backside in the air as she licks the cover of a magazine lying on the ground. She's also shown rolling around on the floor as she wrestles a bikini-clad blonde!
"That's our Sarah!" says the source. "She's not shy in the slightest."

I like that she's licking a girl on that magazine cover.  But then, I'm open to watching hot naked girls make out.  Probably because I'm so fancy and sophisticated.

SEXY UPDATE - new picture here, thanks to the handsome and mysterious Ahmad, who is smart enough to know beer cans work better right side up.  Unlike Sarah (in the glasses).  




03.14.2008 umm … hm.

Sarah Larson isn't ugly or anything, but it's still a little surprising that George Clooney went from obsession worth kitty like Krista Allen and Lucy Liu to this.  She's okay.  I guess.  One thing for sure is that she's hated by whoever was in charge as she walked the runway last night for Ashley Paige show at LA Fashion Week.  She's looked much better in the past (like here) and they put her next to this chick who has a hot ass, and that wasn't very nice, but really it's the makeup, specifically her eyebrows.  She looks like a old timey villain, the kind who ties bundles of hissing dynamite to things, typically bridges or train tracks.  Yeah baby, that shit is hot.