It was weird when the producer of the John Gotti movie talked about how great Lindsay Lohan was and that he was really excited about hiring her, but then said it wasn’t gonna happen, right before it did.
Well the National Enquirer says that’s because even that shitty looking project knew enough to not trust her, but changed their minds when stars John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston promised to look after her. Which in this case means brainwash her.
“Even though producers were hesitant to hire Lindsay because of her troubled past, Travolta assured them he’d take her under his wing.
“He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow … now and forever.”
Lohan has apparantly agreed to attend a Church of Scientology induction course, with the source adding:
“John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counsellors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”
In hindsight it’s amazing that she’s not already a scientologist. That bitch is dumb as a rock, she’s the perfect victim for these people. Instead of scientology and Lindsay Lohan, picture a crouching cheetah and a limping gazelle. It’s pretty much the same thing.
Is the new diet company “Organic Liason”, the one fronted and partially owned by Kirstie Alley, actually just another secret Scientology fundraiser? Yes.
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Or if you’re one of those nerds who likes reading, there’s this from the Hollywood Reporter. I only read like the first sentence because I’m not good with names. I’ll never remember all that. So even if I had read it it would be like I never did. So really, whats the point? That was a good story, wasn’t it?
Organic Liaison’s advisory board includes a prominent Scientologist named Michelle Seward. Seward is also the CEO of Protege Financial, a Scientology-based company.
The corporate office for Organic Liaison is in Clearwater, Fla. — headquarters, not coincidentally, of Scientology. Organic Liaison is in the same building in Clearwater as the World Institute of Scientology.
Another member of the advisory board, Thomas Lovejoy, has a long association with Scientology through its so-called “Artists for Human Rights.” That group includes noted sect members Kelly Preston and Anne Archer.
Also: Organic Liaison’s accountant is Saul Lipson, a highly placed Scientologist.
Scientology or not, Kirstie Alley obviously knows the secret to physical health, so I’m gonna do whatever she does. Although I may only do half. I don’t want to lose too much weight, too quickly. Ohh, I should take a bunch of pictures starting today to document my rocket ride to fitness!
KRISTEN BELL - is engaged, and I’ll tell you who the lucky fella is when we come back. And we’re back: Dax Shepard. (wonderwall)
SCIENTOLOGY - is profiteering in Haiti. “Yeah, no wonder Travolta was over there, haha,” Brendon said to buy time while he looked up if “profiteering” was good or bad. (gawker)
KATY PERRY - might have a “clothing optional” wedding, which is to say she might be naked. I can’t wait to find out if she does it! Oohhh, I wonder what the answer will be?! I bet it’s surprising! (people)
LADY GAGA - wore this as her third outfit at the Grammys last night. She looks like the mascot for some shitty minor league baseball team. (getty)
In 2004, Paul Haggis won Academy Awards as screenwriter and directer of ‘Crash’ (hard to believe isn’t it) but he’s worked in Hollywood since the early 80s and been a Scientologist almost as long. Until this weekend at least, when he very publicly quit in a long and angry letter (read the whole thing here) posted on the Hollywood Reporter.
Haggis said he was furious that Scientology endorsed Prop 8 banning gay marriage in California, but the final straw was watching the head of Scientology on CNN denying that they force members to alienate friends and family who aren’t members. Haggis wrote…
“The interview lasted maybe ten minutes – it was just you and the newscaster. And in it I saw you deny the church’s policy of disconnection. You said straight-out there was no such policy, that it did not exist.
I was shocked. We all know this policy exists.
You might recall that my wife was ordered to disconnect from her parents because of something absolutely trivial they supposedly did twenty-five years ago when they resigned from the church. This is a lovely retired couple, never said a negative word about Scientology to me or anyone else I know – hardly raving maniacs or enemies of the church. In fact it was they who introduced my wife to Scientology.”
I would be pretty scared right now if I were Paul Haggis. Hell I’d be scared if I were Paul Haggis and Paul Haggis was a 20-story dragon. Scientologists are god damn crazy. But this is his problem now. Also “his problem” is that he’s a 60-year-old bald ginger, and I didn’t want him fuggin up my sexy website.
So instead of pictures of him, here’s 34 pictures of girls kissing (26 more starting here). Some of these are amazing. I can’t stop staring. In fact my house has been on fire for over an hour. I should probably see what’s going on with that.
VICTORIA BECKHAM - was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday night, and by Friday morning the producers had replaced her with someone far smarter, hotter, younger and free. Ahh, well played Paula. I think someone has been reading “The Prince”. (source = the ap)
WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT - deny that they are scientologists and say the private school they founded will not teach scientology, but Jada fired the head of the school last week after she complained about the curriculum, and now her replacement is an active scientologist. Conspiracy, or is that just what the aliens want us to think? (source = radar)
HEATHER GRAHAM - is in Barcelona today with her boyfriend, who I heard is gay and/or cheating and/or kills prostitutes. Whichever one might drive her to me faster, that’s the one I heard. (hq jump = here)
Actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. He starred as Demi Moore’s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He’s been in TV shows like "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI." He's also been a scientologist since 1994. I think maybe he’s not a scientologist anymore. Fox News says…
…it's quite easy to understand the point he's making. After 14 years and a tremendous amount of money, he's seeing Scientology in a different light. Beghe has completed so many courses that he's considered a top Scientologist, or "OT 5" — similar to Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley. But Beghe reveals: "The further up the bridge, the worse you get."
Tom Cruise could be training an army of roller skating kitty cats with lasers on their heads that would turn non-believers into sandwiches, and it would still be the most rational and level headed thing I’ve heard about scientology in years.
