Seal looks like something from Star Trek, yet he’s super rich and he gets to stab Heidi Klum every night. And since I rank people according to the quality of kitty they hit, it's safe to say he and I are total badasses. Adding to his legend is hollywood.tv, who today has video of him yelling at some paparazzi, calling them scum, refusing to shake their hands, and answering “how do you feel” with “ask your mother how I feel”. I don't think that's exactly how that joke works, but it sounds like an insult, so suck on that. I guess.
Heidi Klum went shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with her 2-year-old son, Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel. Henry is the first of two kids she's had with husband Seal. And I guess she had a second one because the first one went surprisingly well. Considering his dad is Seal, this could have gone much much worse. He could have had hooves or flippers or something, but instead he's actually kinda cute. He looks like Heidi in the face. Basically he looks like Heidi if Heidi was wearing an offensive costume.
I can't even imagine how much time and energy has to be spent to make Heidi Klum look this dorky. I'm not even positive what this is. Is the snake eating the apple? I don't have a bible in front of me but I'm pretty sure the snake didn't eat the apple. But she and Seal do something like this every year. They should thank god they found each other, because the only other people who do this kinda thing generally have to be kept on a leash. I have absolutely no idea who the other chick is. Her name is Lena Gercke. She's probably a doctor or lawyer or something. Crime shows have taught me that hot chicks are often doctors or lawyers and most black people are judges or police captains. All I know for sure is that the "swiss miss milk maid" costume never ever ever gets old. It's a solid choice every single year. Especially if the chick has a big rack. Lena looks super hot here. It's like that old saying, "I wouldn't mind hitting HER in the head with a hammer and then putting lipstick on her and brushing her hair all night!" What? Oh. Never heard that one? Hmmm. Might be best for everyone if we just pretend you were never here.
Supermodel Heidi Klum and husband Seal admit to having naked portraits of themselves adorning the walls of their home. The nude pics are hidden in the couples bedroom and bathrooms to keep them hidden away and private.
"I have very nice pictures of my husband in my bathroom. We don't really have naked pictures of us all over the place but he would have the occasional one of me and I have the occasional one of him."
This seems like a solid idea. I’m sure he’s delightful, and you’re welcome to debate his music, but Seal is not a handsome man, so any pictures that distract from his face are entirely welcome. He looks evil. It creeps me out. In fact, I heard that when he goes to the zoo, all the animals start goin' crazy, like in the movies when someone is possessed by the Devil. The monkeys start jumping around, and the dolphins won't listen and the tigers roar. True story.
