It’s awesome timing that, just about 24 hours before thousands of strangers all over America spontaneously wrapped themselves in the flag and gathered in the streets, Sean Penn was once again reminding everyone what a spoiled, self-important douche he is. The New York Post says…

Saturday night at the annual White House Correspondents Association dinner … Penn caused a stir right off the bat when he wouldn’t follow everyone else in putting his hand over his heart as the room stood and sang “The Star-Spangled Banner” at the Hilton International Ballroom.
The surly star then spent dinner all over new flame Scarlett Johansson. “She plopped down in his lap, and they were kissing,” described a shocked witness. The two left the room for “an hour,” sources said, and Penn came back to the table with his tie askew.

So, even while at a fancy government event, with the President of the United States, Sean Penn can’t be bothered to honor the flag. Because he’s an actor, and he’s read some stuff, and he’s conflicted, man. “What sucks the most is that I can’t talk to Sean Penn about it,” Sean Penn often thinks to himself, tortured by the knowledge that no one else is smart enough to understand what he’s going through.

Scarlett Johansson showed off her new red hair Saturday night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner in Washington DC. After that she and her boyfriend Sean Penn went to a party at the home of the French Ambassador, who spent the rest of the night dropping hints that grew less and less subtle about an orgy or partner swap.

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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have only been dating for two months, in part because she only announced she was divorcing Ryan Reynolds four months ago, but today Us magazine says she’s already moved in to his house in Malibu.

Wow what an idiot. Is he dying or something?

Relocating from her temporary digs at a West Hollywood hotel, the recently divorced 26-year-old “has essentially moved in over the last few weeks,” the source says. And now that the actress and Penn, 50, share the same roof after months of furtive sightings at hotspots in Hollywood, Mexico and beyond, “they just stay home” whenever they can.

That part about staying home is noteworthy because Scarlett is only 6 years older than Penns daughter and 9 years older than his son. I hope that kid didn’t used to jack off to Scarlett. Because now his dad is banging her. In the next room. I didn’t even like it when my dad took the piece of mealoaf I wanted.

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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have been sneaking around together for a few weeks now, going on secret and no doubt boring dates. But Jim Toth is Scarletts agent, and since he got married to Reese Witherspoon this weekend, and since guys love going to weddings with girls they just met, Scarlett brought Sean as her date. Popeater says…

“Scarlett is Jim’s client, but no one, including the bride, knew she would have turned up with Sean Penn,” a friend of Scarlett’s tells me. “Turning up at a wedding with your boyfriend is definitely a huge statement, especially that wedding. What it’s doing is announcing to the whole of Hollywood that they are serious.”
“Scarlett is head over heals in love with Sean,” a friend of the actress tells me. “She normally tries to hide away from public attention, but when she’s with Sean she doesn’t care.”

Scarlett must be kinda dumb because you really need to know someone before taking them to a wedding. You really need to feel comfortable with them, and them with you. That’s why, when I see a new girl that I might want to ask out, I follow her, then break into her house and look around, dig through her stuff to see if we have similar hobbies and interests.

Despite the fact that she’s 26 and he’s 50, and that it’s creepy, Scarlett Johansson really is dating Sean Penn apparently. Last week they went off to Mexico for a day, and this week they had dinner at Chateau Marmont. People says…

The two greeted each other at the hotel restaurant with a hug. They were all smiles and chatted quietly for several minutes before moving from one table to a more private setting in the back corner.
Both dressed casually (and) appeared at ease with one another as they talked, smiled and remained focused on each other.
The rumored couple kept the PDA to a minimum, but occasionally held hands on the table.
“They looked genuinely happy together,” added the observer.
After 11 p.m., Penn and Johansson slowly wandered into the hotel lobby, with Penn putting his arm around her lower back as they made their way to the valet.

And then once at the valet, Johansson saw the bumper sticker on Penns car and asked him about his grandkids.