Along with Kelly Monaco, Mel B is the co-headliner of “Peep Show”, and I'm not sure if I’ve ever written anything nice about Mels body, but if so I need to write it again but this time in all caps and with a bunch of new profanity and exclamation marks. The show is described like this:
Mel B plays the mistress of ceremonies, the Peep Diva. Kelly Monaco will take the stage as Bo Peep, a timid girl who the Diva guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman.
I think I would like this show because in some ways I’m a lot like the Peep Diva. Except instead of dancing to transform a timid young girl into a sensual woman, I just slip them a bunch of ecstasy.
Willis of course married Emma Heming over the weekend, or, as the Sun UK points out, another way to say that would be that Bruce Willis married former Victoria’s Secret catwalk model Emma Heming over the weekend.
Gorgeous Emma began as a pin-up in her twenties and soon landed a string of jobs with undie chain Victoria's Secret, appearing in many of the chain's saucy catalogues showing off revealing outfits. Born in Malta but brought up in London, she straight away drew comparisons to Bruce's first wife, Demi Moore. The perfectly slim figure. The flowing dark hair. The big boobs on a small frame.
Almost as awesome as Emma’s abs in these hard to find pictures from the 2001 VS fashion show is how the Sun can work tits into any story. Emma and Demi don’t look alike in any way, but the Sun is pretending they do so they can write “big boobs”. A story about the moon or taxes would be the same way. “A PROPOSED one-cent sales tax could ease financial burdens on 7 area schools, including Leadership House, the all-girl boarding school where BUXOM YOUNG TEENS are teaching some late-night biology lessons of their own.”
