Seeing your diminutive boyfriend going Joe Pesci on a family in a minivan has to make your loins water. The draw toward Justin Bieber’s raw animal fervor has kept Selena Gomez coming back to the boy who took her cherry. Now her junior division Svengali is facing potential jail time in Canada for assault. She’s the Bonnie to his Clyde. It’s one of those thrill kill relationships that people like us can’t possibly understand. We’re too caught up in civilization and polite society. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez don’t live by our rules. They won’t die by our rules. Just so long as Justin goes soon I can stand not understanding it.
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