By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 1:46 PM
In case it wasn’t clear before, Justin Bieber is a little faggot. Not in the sense that he has sex with other men (presumably), I don’t think anyone uses “faggot” in reference to gay guys anymore, but because he’s just such a little faggot. Case in point: Star magazine says Selena Gomez ended their two year relationship after he got high and had sex with a nursing student.
On December 21, (Bieber) and rapper Lil Twist and nursing student Milyn “Mimi” Jenson around 6 p.m at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons.
“They all went to buy weed at a smoke shop on Olympic Blvd. in Hollywood,” the insider said, “then they got food at McDonald’s and went back to the hotel.”
At the hotel, the group smoked marijuana and drank a chemical concoction known as “sizzurp” throughout the night. From there, they went to the Baby singer’s $6.6 million Calabasas mansion, where Justin opened up about his fondness for tattoos and Xanax, as well as his plans to build a hookah room in the house.
After that, Justin held Mimi’s hand, and showed her the breathtaking view from his backyard. The insider said that Mimi said Justin was really kind, romantic — and stoned — after he’d been “smoking pot all night.”
Maybe I’m just old fashioned, but I believe that if you have a girlfriend, you don’t cheat, you stay loyal to her unless you have a chance to bang someone hotter, which is really really unlikely considering the girlfriend was Selena Gomez. Seems like Justin Bieber has a lot to learn about being a gentleman.
(image source = promo pics for spring breakers)
By brendon September 17, 2012 @ 8:02 PM
If you’re the photographer who took these pictures of Selena Gomez in a bikini by a pool in Miami today, it’s ok that you didn’t zoom in when she spread her legs, but just so you know, if it happens again, I will find your kids and punch them right in the face. Hard. I don’t like kids anyway to be honest with you.
(image source = splash)
By brendon September 10, 2012 @ 8:07 PM
That headline picture is basically what Justin Bieber sees when he and Selena Gomez are alone, and tries to stifle his homosexuality long enough to get an erection.
(image source of selena at the tornoto film festival this weekend to promote ‘spring breakers’ = getty)
Justin Bieber has a reputation as a sweet and lovable kid, but real fans like me know he’s actually a tightly coiled merchant of death. In fact one time he punched a guy so hard the guy flew all the way to the moon.
Well this weekend, the unfortunate focus of Justin’s wrath was a paparazzi who got to close to him and Selena Gomez, and then paid for it with a punch to the face. Still I bet the guy must have been honored!
A photog is claiming he got into a physical altercation with (Bieber) after he attempted to snap photos of the Biebs while he was out and about in Calabasas, Calif. with girlfriend Selena Gomez Sunday afternoon
the man alleged he was “physically battered” by Bieber, and complained of pain and requested medical attention when police arrived on the scene.
“Shiiittt, mother fucka lucky they aint puttin him in’a ground right now,” Justin thought as he flexed his ropey little arms while handing a jar to Selena so she could open it for him.
(image source = fame/flynet)
Interview magazine is all about “conversations between some of the most creative minds from the worlds of fashion, art and entertainment”, but apparently no one gives a shit about that snooty nonsense because the May issue has the movie ‘Spring Breakers’ and pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez handcuffed in bikinis. Personally I’m devastated because I was hoping this issue would tell me what Kathy Griffin thinks about Vera Wang. Now I fear I may never know!
By brendon April 20, 2012 @ 7:01 PM
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were at the Lakers-Spurs game in LA on Tuesday night, and this morning on Ryan Seacrests radio show (audio here) she was asked about being shown on the Staples Center “kiss-cam”. I’m assuming it did not go as Justin Bieber would have liked.
“That was probably the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me. Probably.”
“I thought those were funny, and they were doing, like, these little elderly couples and it was so cute, and then all of a sudden we were both looking up and then we come on and it’s like, oh, so awkward. It was so weird.”
Well of course she feels that way. She’s 19. Every other girl her age has already figured out that Justin Bieber is a little douche. Just admitting that you like him is humiliating enough. Actually having to kiss him in public would be an unthinkable disgrace. Even those guys who fuck their cars must look at her with a disgusted pity.