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What’s that old saying? Once you go guys who think they’re black, you never go back? That seems to apply to Selena Gomez this week, as she was out riding Segways with her old boyfriend and the supposedly-retired King of the Douchebags, Justin Bieber, in Calabasas yesterday. But for all we know, Justin could have really, truly cleaned up his act and promised Selena that he’d be a better boyfriend and person to her, as long as she’d be willing to give him another chance at love. And then as soon as she left his place, he’d ask his friend what he had for lunch and then Justin would burp, blow it in his face and say, “I had pussy.”
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Selena Gomez shot off her potty mouth and stomped off stage at a concert on Friday. She was performing at KIIS FM’s annual horrible holiday show at the Staples center in LA when she started having trouble with her audio. It seems either the lip-synching equipment was malfunctioning or that whoever was running the board had a brain fart. Annoying? Sure. But was it really worth her saying “What the fuck?” in front of an audience full of her child-aged fans and then refusing to continue with your pre-programmed music set. Unless you’re shooting as much heroin as Sid Vicious, you have no real excuse for breaking the ‘show must go on’ code.
That’s the problem with these young propped up pop music stars. They never came up with a band hauling cheap-ass equipment around from show to show, experiencing annoying malfunctions on a nightly basis. Getting your shit stolen, lost, or damaged and MacGyvering a solution so you don’t sound like total crap is part of the learning process. These girls just move from shampoo commercials to Disney shows to stage. They’ve never plugged in an amp. It’ll be okay, Selena. Shit breaks, you string along the crowd for two minutes with a not so amusing anecdote until the dude in the leather vest fixes it. Don’t ruin Christmas just because you had a glitch in your bluetooth, you pampered twat.
Prior to yesterday’s NFL game between the Oakland Raiders and Dallas Cowboys, I’d never actually seen Selena Gomez perform, mainly because I’m not a stupid child. But now that I’ve actually witnessed her alleged talents on display, I’m amazed that this girl is a certified pop star who travels the world and plays for sold out arenas and stadiums, because Selena couldn’t dance if someone put her on a Dance Dance Revolution platform and set a bomb to go off if she got more than one move wrong. But I’m sure that the NFL fans in Arlington were just pleased to watch a halftime performance from someone who so clearly reaches the NFL’s key demographic.
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Pop singer and former future ex-Mrs. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez attended the Flaunt Magazine issue party last night in Los Angeles, and she definitely lived up to the name of the magazine that she recently appeared in. Selena looked like she’d been sharing a room with her kid sister and she slept through her alarm, causing her to jump out of bed, grab the first clothing item she found, and get dressed while driving to the party. Except the problem with that is Selena already looks like she shops in the kids section, so now it looks like she’s picking up her tight, revealing dresses at a store called Stripper Baby.
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If you’re into girls who could Jumpstreet undercover back to middle school and easily pass for twelve, then you’re going to love Selena Gomez. I’m not passing judgement. She’s like twenty or twenty one now so if you want to pretend you’re her naughty homeroom teacher and she was chewing gum in class, go right on ahead. This is a judgement-free zone, you happy sick fuck.
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