Justin Bieber, who is 17 but has the physique and sunken chest of a sickly 10-year-old, is in Hawaii today with Selena Gomez, and yesterday they went to the beach and held hands. It was pretty neato, or however those nerds would describe it. It’s like a fan-fiction story come to life. Today they’ll probably find an old treasure map and get chased by a guy in a grass skirt and scary mask. And this once quiet vacation will turn into… the adventure of their lives!
fun fact - 5-star Louisiana high school safety Landon Collins and Justin Bieber are the same age. Fuck you, Canada!
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Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, and I’m sort of amazed that she wore this sexy lace top and short little skirt. She’s normally so conservative. It’s one of the things she and her boyfriend Justin Bieber have in common. They’re both daddies little girl.
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Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday (almost legal!) and he and his girlfriend Selena Gomez had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove. On their way out, many have reported that a female Bieber fan punched Selena in the face, presumably while tears and mascara ran down her face and hysterically screaming “I’ll kill you, you whore”.
Her press agent officially denied that claim today, but clearly something happened. She hid her face all the way to the car, she appears to be crying and her lip is swollen and maybe even cut.
The truth is obviously that Justin hit her. He does it for pleasure. He also demeans her by calling her racist names and makes her dance for his friends and then offers her to them. The facts are all here, pictures don’t lie.
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SELENA GOMEZ - is reportedly in a topless phone pic being shopped around, but her reps are denying that it’s her. And yes that’s the picture in question in the headline. I’m sure it’s fake but it’s hard to tell. I haven’t seen Selena Gomez naked as many times as you might think. (celebuzz)
THE OFFICE - will have a huge guest star next week when Ricky Gervais appears as David Brent (who of course was the main character in the original version of the Office in England). Though now that I think about it, all this does is make me want to watch the original. Which was way better. It would be like if you went on a date with a girl, and she brought a hotter, sluttier friend with her. Way to go NBC. (aint it cool)
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - reportedly cheated on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn a few months ago, and now he may be texting her again, claiming his relationship with Biel is through. In his defense, it might be true. Not in his defense, he’s a little weenie. (huff post)
MEL GIBSON - will probably face criminal charges for hitting Oksana Grigorieva, but his attorney Blair Berk had a meeting late Tuesday afternoon with the DA to try and get out of it. She should have given herself a black eye before she went, then said, “please, please don’t make me go back there with bad news.” It probably wouldn’t work, but I mean he’s screwed anyway so why not go for it. (radar)
Disney star Selena Gomez has been uncomfortably attractive for years, but today she finally turned 18. And it’s still really uncomfortable. She’s in New York to promote her movie “Ramona and Beezus”, and as you can see in pictures taken this morning, she still looks like a little kid.
The best part about Latin girls is they fill out by the time they’re 16, and then for the next twenty years, whether they’re 16, 25 or 40, you can’t tell how old they are, they all look the same. Big tits, tight clothes, long hair and too much makeup. But Selena still looks like a child. I don’t know if I’m supposed to fuck her or tickle her tummy.
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FERGIE - is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas because tension between her and Will.I.Am has become “intolerable”. Look around your surroundings and take note of this day, because it’s the day Fergie just fell off the face of the fucking earth. (radar)
TORI SPELLING - says she had a seance with John Edwards to contact her father, and instead he made contact with Farrah Fawcett. Awesome. As if Farrahs year hasn’t been bad enough. (e!)
SELENA GOMEZ - is in a bikini part 2 (part 1 here). And she’s just a month a way from turning 18. See ya then, rape jokes. (splash)
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