Selena Gomez was on the set of ‘Spring Breakers’ today, playing a character is named Faith. Vanessa Hudgens’ character is named Candy. That probably helps explain why Vanessa had money stuffed into her bikini and Selena didn’t. Because girls named Candy know how to party. If you ever meet a girl in a bikini named Candy just ask for a blowjob right then and there. At worst the answer will be, “Weelll, I really shouldn’t…”
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I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots. Only one of which shows anything but her face, which by the look of these production candids will have little to do with the plot of this movie. ‘What if they decide to rob the bank wearing bikinis?!’ is almost definitely something that was said during a table read.
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Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of 15 will go see this shit in the theater because it stars Disney kids and creepy men will go see it because it stars Disney kids in bikinis, what we have here is the perfect storm for the internet, which also caters almost exclusively to both groups.
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Justin Bieber and his former swagger coach (yes I want to kill myself for typing that), Ryan Good, decided to visit their respective girlfriends, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson while they shoot ‘Spring Breakers’ in Florida. Last fall, quivering 13 year olds all over the internet frantically reported that Ryan Good would move on to pursue his dreams and would no longer coach Justin Bieber on important things like how to layer his clothing. Turns out that dream included taking some underage kids to a bar, getting embarrassedly shit-faced, and being asked to leave halfway through his meal which he continued to eat on his way out the door. Reach for the stars, kids!
More to the point, what a missed opportunity for Justin to show his former teacher that he’s mastered the swag. Instead of turning beet red and covering his face while fleeing, he should have downed half a pina colada and slurred to Selena “Sirriusly gurl, I’mma murry you and have your babi–BLARGH!”
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If there was ever a story about Lindsay Lohan visiting a stranger in a hospital, it would probably be because she was trying to buy oxycontin, so Selena Gomez deserves a lot of credit for quietly visiting Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan who is stricken with progeria (the fatal genetic condition that causes children to age eight to ten times faster than average). In fact it seems like no one even knew Selena went until Hana posted a video to thank her.
So not only did Selena visit Hana without alerting the paparazzi first, but she had enough grace and composure to not walk into the room and shriek in horror like I would have because I’m an easily rattled doofus.
When Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez arrived in Los Cabos yesterday, she was wearing a diamond ring on her engagement finger (this), and geeky pre-teen girls everywhere immediately spazzed the fuck out.
Selenas management says it was all for nothing however, that they’re not engaged and not in Mexico to get married.
That doesn’t mean the trip would be eventful though, since you can practically buy date rape drugs in vending machines down there, and that’s the only chance Selena has to make this little queer have sex with her.
(image source of justin and selena in mexico = bauer griffin, of selens photo shoot for her new perfume = egotastic)
