Justin Bieber has finally taken a DNA test to prove that he is not the father of Mariah Yeaters baby as she claims. So now we just have to wait for the results. Though If I were Justins attorney I’d go steal her baby and trade it out with another one just in case. This girl doesn’t really seem all that hard to trick.
(image source of the androgynous looking Bieber with Selena Gomez at last nights American Music Awards = getty)
I can’t remember if Justin Bieber is still dating Selena Gomez, and complete indifference is keeping me from looking it up, but if he is; Justin Bieber might be cheating on Selena Gomez with this 19-year-old Argentinian model named Macarena (wtf?) Lemos. They reportedly met up in a restaurant in Buenos Aires last week.
And although very attractive, you might be surprised that she’s not hotter, but you have to keep in mind that he’s clearly a homosexual.
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Selena Gomez was one of the very few bright spots at the VMAs last night, despite the fact that I’ve never heard one of her songs or seen one of her videos. I’m not even positive if she has any. She might not even have a tongue for all I know. But she seems to be getting sluttier by the minute, which is actually uncomfortable because she still looks like a little kid. Am I supposed to have sex with her or make teddy bear pancakes?
(image source = getty and wenn)
Remember the statue of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear rug (this)? Or the one of Paris Hiltons autopsy (this)? Well those were done by this weirdo, who now has a bronze sculture of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber conjoined at the torso, out for a walk on their three legs, naked except for a Texas lone star over Selenas vagina and a Maple Leaf over Justins vagina.
And do geese fuck armadillos, which will soon lead to armored geese ruling the air and lakes and sending man to live in caves? According to these shocking images, yes!
That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words “selena gomez” and “bikini” and “naked” in a headline. I tried to work in “blowjob” too but I don’t have that much headline space. Someone needs to look into that.
If it’s any consolation she did wear a little bikini at her hotel pool in Orlando yesterday, and then untied the straps when she laid on her stomach. So did I use photoshop to crop the pictures and zoom in on her ass and cleavage with serial killer like precision?
I think we both know the answer to that. (Hint: the answer is yes, followed by an exclamation point.)
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It seems like it’s been forever since the British tabloids clearly made up some casting news. “Done and done,” says the Daily Mail.
Rumours were rife after the second film launched last year that another was on the cards and now it has emerged that ‘Sex and the City 3′ will go ahead – with a new cast featuring some of Hollywood’s hottest talents.
Taking form as a prequel the proposed project will be based on Bushnell’s two novels, The Carrie Diaries and Summer And The City (published this year) which track the four individuals in their teenage years and early twenties before they become a united female front in New York.
It is rumored that current preferences for the roles are Blake Lively as Samantha Jones, Selena Gomez as Charlotte York, Emma Roberts as Miranda Hobbes and Elizabeth Olsen as Carrie Bradshaw.
Well this movie sounds like a home run. Because when I see a girl having sex in a movie, I always think, “hey, I wonder what she was doing before this.” To me that’s way more interesting.
(image source of Blake today in LA on the set of ‘the Savages’ = wenn)
