Blake Lively will soon have Sex in a City

By brendon July 26, 2011 @ 7:39 PM

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It seems like it’s been forever since the British tabloids clearly made up some casting news. “Done and done,” says the Daily Mail.

Rumours were rife after the second film launched last year that another was on the cards and now it has emerged that ‘Sex and the City 3′ will go ahead – with a new cast featuring some of Hollywood’s hottest talents.
Taking form as a prequel the proposed project will be based on Bushnell’s two novels, The Carrie Diaries and Summer And The City (published this year) which track the four individuals in their teenage years and early twenties before they become a united female front in New York.
It is rumored that current preferences for the roles are Blake Lively as Samantha Jones, Selena Gomez as Charlotte York, Emma Roberts as Miranda Hobbes and Elizabeth Olsen as Carrie Bradshaw.

Well this movie sounds like a home run. Because when I see a girl having sex in a movie, I always think, “hey, I wonder what she was doing before this.” To me that’s way more interesting.

(image source of Blake today in LA on the set of ‘the Savages’ = wenn)

Selena Gomez is in the hopsital

By brendon June 10, 2011 @ 3:21 PM

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Selena Gomez has an image as a nice sweet girl, but she’s 18 and her mom is 33. Meaning she got pregnant with Selena at 15. I don’t know the specifics of how that happened but Latin girls can’t keep their pants on so I’ll conclude that it’s because she liked to party and have lots of sex and therefore now Selena does too.

Which makes the story about her going to the hospital for nausea way more interesting.

“Last night after Selena’s appearance on The Tonight Show, she wasn’t feeling well and was taken to the hospital,” her rep tells People. “She is currently undergoing routine tests.”
Gomez complained of nausea and a severe headache.

Oh well never mind. This is probably nothing. If everyone went to the hospital complaining of headaches and nausea after listening to Jay Leno jokes, the hospitals would look like the ones in movies about zombie attacks.

(image source = inf)

the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM

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The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:

1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.

2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.

3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.

See ya next year, everybody!

(image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are going to hell

By brendon May 27, 2011 @ 10:06 AM

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez spent another day in Hawaii yesterday, and at this point that Latin ass has become too much for him to take and he’s spending every waking moment tryin to tap that. And he’s a little faggot but who could blame him. She must be tight as a drum. Her kitty must be like a vice. You could put a vibrator in her and it use it like a handle. Grab the end sticking out and swing her around by it.

(image source = splash and bauer griffin) and flynet)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are in Hawaii

By brendon May 24, 2011 @ 10:53 AM

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Justin Bieber, who is 17 but has the physique and sunken chest of a sickly 10-year-old, is in Hawaii today with Selena Gomez, and yesterday they went to the beach and held hands. It was pretty neato, or however those nerds would describe it. It’s like a fan-fiction story come to life. Today they’ll probably find an old treasure map and get chased by a guy in a grass skirt and scary mask. And this once quiet vacation will turn into… the adventure of their lives!

fun fact – 5-star Louisiana high school safety Landon Collins and Justin Bieber are the same age. Fuck you, Canada!

(image source = splash news and bauer griffin)

Selena Gomez is getting better at this

By brendon March 15, 2011 @ 4:46 PM

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Selena Gomez was on the Late Show With David Letterman yesterday, and I’m sort of amazed that she wore this sexy lace top and short little skirt. She’s normally so conservative. It’s one of the things she and her boyfriend Justin Bieber have in common. They’re both daddies little girl.

(image source = inf daily)