Justin Bieber has a reputation as a sweet and lovable kid, but real fans like me know he’s actually a tightly coiled merchant of death. In fact one time he punched a guy so hard the guy flew all the way to the moon.
Well this weekend, the unfortunate focus of Justin’s wrath was a paparazzi who got to close to him and Selena Gomez, and then paid for it with a punch to the face. Still I bet the guy must have been honored!
A photog is claiming he got into a physical altercation with (Bieber) after he attempted to snap photos of the Biebs while he was out and about in Calabasas, Calif. with girlfriend Selena Gomez Sunday afternoon
the man alleged he was “physically battered” by Bieber, and complained of pain and requested medical attention when police arrived on the scene.
“Shiiittt, mother fucka lucky they aint puttin him in’a ground right now,” Justin thought as he flexed his ropey little arms while handing a jar to Selena so she could open it for him.
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Interview magazine is all about “conversations between some of the most creative minds from the worlds of fashion, art and entertainment”, but apparently no one gives a shit about that snooty nonsense because the May issue has the movie ‘Spring Breakers’ and pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez handcuffed in bikinis. Personally I’m devastated because I was hoping this issue would tell me what Kathy Griffin thinks about Vera Wang. Now I fear I may never know!
By brendon April 20, 2012 @ 7:01 PM
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were at the Lakers-Spurs game in LA on Tuesday night, and this morning on Ryan Seacrests radio show (audio here) she was asked about being shown on the Staples Center “kiss-cam”. I’m assuming it did not go as Justin Bieber would have liked.
“That was probably the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me. Probably.”
“I thought those were funny, and they were doing, like, these little elderly couples and it was so cute, and then all of a sudden we were both looking up and then we come on and it’s like, oh, so awkward. It was so weird.”
Well of course she feels that way. She’s 19. Every other girl her age has already figured out that Justin Bieber is a little douche. Just admitting that you like him is humiliating enough. Actually having to kiss him in public would be an unthinkable disgrace. Even those guys who fuck their cars must look at her with a disgusted pity.
By brendon March 28, 2012 @ 7:07 PM
Selena Gomez was on the set of ‘Spring Breakers’ today, playing a character is named Faith. Vanessa Hudgens’ character is named Candy. That probably helps explain why Vanessa had money stuffed into her bikini and Selena didn’t. Because girls named Candy know how to party. If you ever meet a girl in a bikini named Candy just ask for a blowjob right then and there. At worst the answer will be, “Weelll, I really shouldn’t…”
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By author March 15, 2012 @ 1:00 PM
I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots. Only one of which shows anything but her face, which by the look of these production candids will have little to do with the plot of this movie. ‘What if they decide to rob the bank wearing bikinis?!’ is almost definitely something that was said during a table read.
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By author March 14, 2012 @ 4:30 PM
Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of 15 will go see this shit in the theater because it stars Disney kids and creepy men will go see it because it stars Disney kids in bikinis, what we have here is the perfect storm for the internet, which also caters almost exclusively to both groups.
(Image Source = Pacific Coast News)