Selma Blair and her boyfriend Johnny Messner hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I'd like to be the first to congratulate her on her sassy jean shorts.  I thought only Mexican guys wore jeans to the beach.  You'd swear they didn’t even know they were going to the beach.  They wear jeans and plaid shirts and go swimming in that.  It looks like a cowboy fell in the ocean.  On a side note, nice monogrammed bag there weirdo.  Where’s your monogrammed sun tan lotion and popsicles?  Oh, wait no, is that genuine canvas?  Oh golly I apologize.  I didn’t realize.  You can’t be too careful when you have nice stuff.  

picture source = inf daily



Selma Blair was on the set of "Kath and Kim" yesterday, getting the crowd all worked up into a frenzy.  Look at her go!  Look at that enthusiasm!  Those lucky crew members expected nothing more than the satisfaction of a job well done, instead what they got was an afternoon of erotic delights.

(picture sources - inf daily and pacific coast news)



I truly don’t understand how Selma Blair is doing any of this.  I think it might be magic.  Every one of these pictures, of her yesterday in Manhattan, is nothing less than an attack that mocks my understanding of the physical world.  For starters, she’s clearly wearing a see thru shirt, yet I can't see her tits.  Secondly, I can’t even begin to imagine how she got her leg into this position.  That’s what people look like after they fall out of a plane, not when they’re just standing on the corner.  I also don’t get why she’s unbuttoning her shirt in a crowd, or how she gets her hair to do this.  It looks like hair that you would snap onto a Lego character.