Selma Blair Won’t Stop Breastfeeding Her Kid

By Lex August 19, 2013 @ 4:29 PM

Selma Blair Breast Feeds Her Son On The Train In The Farmer's Market In Los Angeles
I have it on questionable authority that Selma Blair is now starving her pre-school aged kid just so he’ll latch on to her motherly teat the minute they get themselves out to a shopping center, farmers market, or other public venue where Selma can show the world what a truly devoted maternal wellspring she is. We get it, Selma. You will feed him on a plane, you will fed him on a train. You will feed him here and there, you will feed him anywhere that people are looking. You’re just one of those parents. Soon you’re going to have a bumper sticker on the back of your hybrid that reads, My Child Is An Honor Student at Garfield Middle School and He’s Still Suckling My Tits. You win. Be sure to pack him a good supply of your breast milk before he journeys out to find his father.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet

Selma Blair Breastfeeds Her Kid

By Lex April 23, 2013 @ 1:19 PM

There’s no more sacred and private bond between a mother and child than the natural and beautiful act of breastfeeding their offspring. I can’t think of a more noble tribute to the blessed spirit of mother to child nourishment than by staring at Selma Blair’s bare tit. It’s a fact. If you’re going to do this in public, we’re going to look. And, for a small number of us, be jealous of your boy. Who, for the record, is almost two. I don’t want a bunch of angry letters from breastfeeding zealots, but it is kind of rare to keep child on tit to that age in a First World nation. I mean, you are right outside a Starbucks.

Friday headlines

By brendon January 14, 2011 @ 4:30 PM

Captain America: The First Avenger

CAPTAIN AMERICA – has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew)

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK – are still doing all the things people do when they’re dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he’s reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a woman literally 20 years older with a baby. Is he dying or something? (us)

SELMA BLAIR – is pregnant. Will this interfere will her making more movies I’ll never see? There’s honestly no way to know. (star)

ALICIA SILVERSTONE – is also pregnant. Oh and I bet her body will just snap right back. She seems like that type. She’d never let herself go. I’ve got a good feeling about this one. (people)


By brendon September 03, 2008 @ 11:23 AM

Selma Blair and her boyfriend Johnny Messner hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I'd like to be the first to congratulate her on her sassy jean shorts.  I thought only Mexican guys wore jeans to the beach.  You'd swear they didn’t even know they were going to the beach.  They wear jeans and plaid shirts and go swimming in that.  It looks like a cowboy fell in the ocean.  On a side note, nice monogrammed bag there weirdo.  Where’s your monogrammed sun tan lotion and popsicles?  Oh, wait no, is that genuine canvas?  Oh golly I apologize.  I didn’t realize.  You can’t be too careful when you have nice stuff.  

picture source = inf daily


By brendon August 15, 2008 @ 7:40 AM

Selma Blair was on the set of "Kath and Kim" yesterday, getting the crowd all worked up into a frenzy.  Look at her go!  Look at that enthusiasm!  Those lucky crew members expected nothing more than the satisfaction of a job well done, instead what they got was an afternoon of erotic delights.

(picture sources – inf daily and pacific coast news)


By brendon July 10, 2008 @ 2:16 AM

I truly don’t understand how Selma Blair is doing any of this.  I think it might be magic.  Every one of these pictures, of her yesterday in Manhattan, is nothing less than an attack that mocks my understanding of the physical world.  For starters, she’s clearly wearing a see thru shirt, yet I can't see her tits.  Secondly, I can’t even begin to imagine how she got her leg into this position.  That’s what people look like after they fall out of a plane, not when they’re just standing on the corner.  I also don’t get why she’s unbuttoning her shirt in a crowd, or how she gets her hair to do this.  It looks like hair that you would snap onto a Lego character.