12.09.2009 kristin davis has still got it

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Kristin Davis took a break from filming ‘Sex and The City 2′ to hit the beach in St. Barths, and I can only hope the movie will be even half this hot. Her shorts are generously cut to hug her unique shape, yet in a bright and colorful print similar to the ones so popular with the young people these days, while her sensible top shows off her breast-free torso while still keeping things classy.

(source = pacific coast news)


09.10.2009 mummies with hoop earings, pt 2

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Sarah Jessica Parker filmed more 80’s flashback scenes for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel yesterday (just like Kim Cattrall the day before), despite the fact that she looks 95 years old, I don’t give a fuck how many bangle bracelets you put on her. This movies got some balls. You might as well put antlers on a pig and call it a deer. At least they had the good sense to hold back on the Madonna-style crucifix. Any religous stuff on someone this weathered and ugly would just make her look like some kind of demon hunter.

(17 more here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)


09.09.2009 who’s that sexy young thing

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Are these science fiction movies or something? Because yesterday Kim Cattrall filmed a flashback scene for the ‘Sex and the City’ sequel, and it would seem she plays someone who was an old lady 25 years ago yet is still somehow alive today. Is she immortal?  Is she some kind of dragon or something?

And are they still gonna pretend young hunks are lining up to have sex with these leathery old bitches and their dusty tombs wombs? Her vagina must look like something hanging out of a lions mouth. I’m pretty sure pictures like this are why I can’t get an erection.

(hq jump here.  source = splash news online)


02.22.2008 THE “SEX AND THE CITY” TRAILER

There's a scene in this where all four of the characters are walking down the street and then one of them starts to slip but then doesn't. That scene was so good, so compelling, it made it into the trailer. But hold onto your funny bone, because then here come the jokes. Later, they're lying by the pool, and one of them looks down towards another ones crotch and says, "geez honey, wax much?" (editors note - zing!) And then the unwaxed one says, "when you’re married, you have a different set of priorities". Then the first one points to the girl from Melrose Place and says, "this ones married, you don't see her growing a national forest!"  Then, to make sure you know a joke has come and gone, they immediately cut to a different scene of the women at a different pool as they laugh hysterically. I can't wait to see what they were laughing about! Did one of them say, “hey, you should switch to decaf”. Ohhh, we'll just have to wait!