Courtney Love is insisting that her dramatic weight loss recently was nothing more than the result of smart choices and healthy living, and I'm inclined to believe her, because when I think Courtney Love, I think "smart choices and healthy living". But some others aren't so sure. Page Six says:
Love insists her fabulous new figure is due to diet and exercise, but a friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath." But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery."
It doesn't even matter how it happened because she's a damn monster. I'd rather have sex with a beehive. But in other terrifying news, Shar Jackson somehow found 15,000 dollars and blew it on plastic surgery in a last ditch effort to cling to whatever fame she may have once had. She got lipo and a breast lift. And the resulting pictures (more of these over on Splash) are the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. She must be some kind of immortal because I don't think you can just have chucks cut out of you like this. Seriously, if my calculations are correct, she's a damn zombie.
WARNING - seriously, picture 5 is disgusting. Dont open it. But if you do … is that fur? What the hell is she?
PICTURE SOURCE = Splash
