I bet this cop is stopping Sharon Stone to thank her for parking in a handicapped spot.  I bet those gimps were pretty grateful.  A lot of those sick ugly bastards aren't even rich and famous, yet Sharon parked in their spot just like she was one of them.  She didn't hold herself above them.  It probably meant a lot to them.  They should melt down a Congressional Medal of Honor and a Nobel Prize and the World Cup trophy and the Pieta and give it to Sharon as some kind of super-medal, for ultimate achievement in the field of excellence.  She's a hell of a lot more deserving than that queer Pierre Curie.  Oooooo, you did the first demonstration of the direct piezoelectric effect.  We're all impressed, let me tell ya.

If you had to chose between fucking the cougar Sharon Stone or fucking an actual cougar, which would you choose.  Keep in mind, the actual cougar won't lecture you about politics or claim to be in MENSA.  And if you fuck the real Sharon Stone, someone might drop a house on you.

Sharon Stone - seen here in candids taken Pantelleria, Sicily - is still the worlds hottest naked 49-year-old, but that's mostly because she has thankfully little competition.  The others all stay wrapped up.  Or maybe they all look like this, I have no idea, since I can only describe the elderly rolling back and forth naked on the beach with one word: sheer unadulterated terror.

It’s actually kind of embarrassing to see Sharon Stone walk out of the Ivy in a sheer black shirt with no bra.  So desperate for attention.  Paparazzi live at this place.  When you walk out of the Ivy, so many pictures are being taken its like someone just pulled the curtain to reveal King Kong.  There are so many flashes from cameras its like being in Hiroshima.  When you see someone wearing a shirt like this it says a lot about who they really are.   Like when I dress like Patton, with an ivory handled pistol and riding chaps, calling people "yella" and ordering them back to the front.  You can tell I mean business.