Shaun White is everything that sucks about Gen-Xers packaged as the thirty-two-year-old Millennial that he is, which makes him a perfect candidate for Death Row. Gen-Xers grew up in a simpler time, when you could talk like a butt... READ MORE

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s... READ MORE

Lena Zawaideh was in snowboarder Shaun White's band for seven years and upon being kicked out in 2014 decided she had been sexually harassed. She's suing. READ MORE