Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
There’s nothing more thrilling than seeing two talents perform head to head at the top of their game. Shauna Sand, often referred to as the Meryl Streep of Big Titty Fame Whores, and Nabilla Benattia who once might’ve blown Gerard Depardieu through an adult diaper, filmed a tense scene on the beach for the French TV show, Hollywood Girls. Suffice it to say these two acting powerhouses were creating dramatic gold straight out of French TV shit. Like silicon based alchemy. Years from now, everybody will claim to have been there when this magic went down. But only a select few will actually recall the special feeling of almost seeing their jugs touching.
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When I think of a classic whore, I think of a French woman with extensive eyelashes, a tarty black dress, and a three day old unbathed stench covered by eau de toilette. Apparently, when French people think of whores, they envision Paris Hilton and Shauna Sand. Both of these talented ladies have been tapped to star in French TV shows currently filming in Los Angeles. Paris in her idiotic French reality show and Shauna Sand in Hollywood Girls, a show about a couple angst-ridden French women who come to Hollywood to yell and scream on the inside. It could also be about a flying turtle that kills children with laser beams, my French isn’t so good. When you tell me that a French production company cast Shauna Sand for their show, a couple thoughts come to mind. One, they have a crappy budget. And, two, they didn’t look very hard. Also, there’s probably the French version of a field producer getting regular hummers from a girl who once was in Playboy. Today is all about why America is better than France. Add to that list that they can’t even afford our top shelf whores.
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In an annual tradition just about this time each year, Hugh Hefner’s body is lifted from its cryogenic lube tank and he’s outfitted and propped up to shake the hand of the newly named Playmate of the Year. This tradition has been going on for decades, though as a younger man Hugh would bang the snot out of the winning Playmate while thinking about Ernie Banks’ cock. Yeah, I know.
This year’s winner is Raquel Pomplun. She likes long walks on the beach and trying not to get casual infections. All the Playmates and their psychotically over-protective boyfriends showed up for the big bunny shindig.
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Let’s be honest. Strippers and NFL interior linemen don’t age gracefully. But Shauna Sand is still hanging in there. Yeah the tits and parts north and south are fake, but this is Hollywood, it’s about fake good or fake bad. For 41, Shauna Sand, fake good.
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MEL GIBSON – was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post)
LARS VON TRIER – won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he’s now banned after jokingly referring to himself as a Nazi in a press conference yesterday. At least they better hope he was joking, or else he’ll come back and burn that place to the ground. In Paris, a vichy panel of festival judges has already formed and sent word that they’ll work with him. (hollywood reporter)
SHAUNA SAND – was arrested for domestic violence last night after a fight with her husband. He told her he wanted a divorce, and she sprayed him in the eyes with mace. I wonder if that helped. (tmz)
POPPY MONTGOMERY – showed off her hot ass last night at the CBS upfronts in New York to promote ‘the Rememberer’. And yes, it really is called ‘the Rememberer’. Because the best way to build buzz for a TV show is to have an unpronounceable, gibberish title. (getty and splash news)