MEL GIBSON - was boo’d by crowds at Cannes today, and here it is on video. He’s really gotten his comeuppance now. I bet he’s simply devastated. (huff post)
LARS VON TRIER - won the top prize at Cannes in 2000 and was the runner-up twice, but he’s now banned after jokingly referring to himself as a Nazi in a press conference yesterday. At least they better hope he was joking, or else he’ll come back and burn that place to the ground. In Paris, a vichy panel of festival judges has already formed and sent word that they’ll work with him. (hollywood reporter)
SHAUNA SAND - was arrested for domestic violence last night after a fight with her husband. He told her he wanted a divorce, and she sprayed him in the eyes with mace. I wonder if that helped. (tmz)
POPPY MONTGOMERY - showed off her hot ass last night at the CBS upfronts in New York to promote ‘the Rememberer’. And yes, it really is called ‘the Rememberer’. Because the best way to build buzz for a TV show is to have an unpronounceable, gibberish title. (getty and splash news)
JENNIFER ANISTON - bombed again this weekend. Her movie ‘The Switch’ opened in 8th place. The chart above is her box office bio. Take out ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ (which was an ensemble), ‘Marley and Me’ (which stared an adorable puppy, based on those popular Contennelle commercials), and ‘Bruce Almighty’ (which stared Jim Carey in his prime), and she’s only had one hit. Ever. I could charge people to watch my Girls With Big Tits screen saver and make more than ‘Management’. (box office mojo)
WYCLEF JEAN - says he is still fighting to get on the ballot for Haitis presidential election. Though no reason was given to explain why his initial application was rejected, under Haitian law a presidential candidate must have lived in the country for five consecutive years leading up to the election. “When the fuck did this shithole get laws,” Wyclef probably said. (popeater)
JAY LENO - is no favorite of mine, but he performed for free at the Beau Rivage Casino in Biloxi Saturday night and raised $90,336 for Gulf Coast residents effected by the BP oil spill. Then on top of that he chipped in some of his own money to make it an even $100,000. It obviously helped to have such a big star perform in Biloxi. Normally the headliner is a guy named Cooter who can wiggle his ears. (ap)
SHAUNA SAND - walked around Miami in a bikini this weekend, and if you wanted to see that for some inexplicable reason, here you go. (inf daily)
Is this kid retarded? Run, you dummy. You’re in a modern fable about witches, and Shauna Sand (nsfw) and Taylor Wane (nsfw) are trying to steal your skin. Pornstars are supposed to be hot. Not… whatever the hell that is. Move you idiot. Leave these whores to the pros. Like this guy. He knows how to handle them. Step one is to point out that it appears a couple of angels have lost their way. And then he would add, “How about da tree of us take a little trip to heaven?” And then he would tap his nose to let them know he had coke. And that will totally work on these idiots.
(source = splash news online)
BRITNEY SPEARS and HALLE BERRY - are just two of the big names who endorse perfumes filled with a toxic combination of chemicals that may cause sperm damage and cancer among other things. I don’t know what the other things are, but since the first two things extinguish your blood line and then murder you, they’re probably pretty irrelevant. (rwg)
LINDSAY LOHAN - won’t be one of the big stars at this years Cannes film festival because no one will sponsor her trip and she’s too broke to pay for it herself. If I were a porn producer with a bunch of coke in France, I’d be fedex’ing out plane tickets immediately. (page six)
GIRLS WRITING - wwtdd on themselves is my new favorite sport. In this case it’s Erica, who wants everyone to vote for her in a Anime Festival’s Maid Cafe Contest. And I know what you’re thinking. Yes. Those 5 words are almost completely unrelated. I know. But I read that email like 10 times, I swear to God that’s what it said. (youtube)
SHAUNA SAND and TAYLOR WANE - hung out on South Beach in bikinis today, but it’s probably best for everyone if we agree to pretend that they didn’t. (inf daily)
The last time we saw Shauna Sand, she was out with her little girl dressed like this, and nothing but mental toughness stood between me and the image of her naked. I’m the Jack Bauer of gossip bloggers. The time before that she was in a car with her little girl while her tits were hanging out. So this is the pattern.
Yet last night she was in New York to promote her porn movie, and she dressed like she was going to the White House. Two weeks ago she was in Vegas for the Adult Video News awards, and she was at least as slutty with her daughter as she was at the porn star show. It’s like she’s declared psychological warfare on this kid for some reason. I’d rather see my mom inside a sharks mouth than one of Shaunas outfits.
(source = splash news online)
It seems hard to believe that a mom is allowed to walk around in public with her child, a young girl no less, while dressed in … whatever the hell that is. Granted you can’t actually see Shauna Sands kitty or her tits, but certainly not for lack of trying. This combination of blatant whoring and children feels wrong and perverted on every level. It would be like if roofies came in a gummy shaped like a turtle.
