
SHAWN JOHNSON - The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of “Dancing With The Stars” last night. It’s the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, “but will their athletic skills translate to the dance floor?” The answer appears to be, “yes quite nicely.” (source = e online)
THE SLUMDOG KIDS - a second child actor who starred in “Slumdog Millionaire” has been told to beat it by the Indian government seconds before smashing their house to bits with sledgehammers (and over here the AP has a slideshow capturing her moving day). I like the way these Indians think. I wish we could do that with our actors. (source = yahoo)
JESSICA SUTTA - the Pussycat Dolls’ landed in Sydney today for their Australian tour, and I think that’s the hot one I like with the red hair and big tits. But, I don’t know, I can’t tell. Maybe 20 dollars will jog my memory. (source = pacific coast news)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I don’t watch “Dancing With The Stars” for the exact same reason I don’t take long lavender baths or have a cat named Mr. Mittens, but Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson is a finalist, and early Tuesday a man named Robert O’Ryan was arrested sneaking around the set. Oh, but he wasn’t alone.
"The LAPD located a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, and materials classically used for kidnapping including duct tape, zip ties, and a map to the victim. Also found were love letters, clippings and other information on the victim."
"He had packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with [Shawn Johnson], he believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what."
Needless to say he’s in jail and Shawn is protected 24 hours a day by trained killers. I don’t mean to Monday Morning Quarterback this dude, but he might have been over thinking this. Shawn Johnson? I'm sure she’s a lovely woman and I would be enchanted if I ever met her, but … really? Her? She probably would have gone out with the dude if he just asked. It’s Shawn Johnson. This is like tunneling into a bank to steal their pens.
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