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Sherri Shepherd Won't Visit Her Welfare Baby

Every social theory I have begins and ends with panelists on The View being alarmingly dumb women who rape the mortal souls of innocents just by their mere moronic existence. Their audience is worse. Sherri Shepherd dumped her non-working husband right before their surrogate baby was born this summer. According to Lamar Sally, who like most broke-ass unemployed men in their 40's is to be considered incapable of lying,...read more

Sherri Shepherd Doesn't Want Her Surrogate Baby Anymore

According to the recently not re-hired Sherri Shepherd, the surrogate baby she and her soon to be ex-husband have brewing in a rent-a-womb isn't hers and she's not paying for it. She claims Lamar Sally, the unemployed dude she calculated would make a great husband, duped her into making a beaker baby so he could get child support from her after a divorce. She says the egg half of the fetus isn't even hers and she...read more

Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd Un-Rehired

Sherri Shepherd won't be coming back to The View. I know, I wish my office building window opened as well. Sherri's people want to make it very clear that she wasn't fired, she just wasn't re-hired. Sort of how my last girlfriend didn't break up with me, she just asked me not to come over anymore ever. This serves as a particularly large blow to people who take the time out of their busy mornings of folding a towel...read more

Sherri Shepherd's Husband Wants Their Unborn Baby All To Himself

Those ladies on The View sure love dispensing advice. There's Barbara Walters, four times divorced, slept with a married Senator for shits and giggles. Jenny McCarthy, who can't remember going on any talk shows to stop moms from vaccinating their children. Whoopi Goldberg, also thrice divorced, colorful drug history. And, Sherri Shepherd, who's latest husband wants a divorce, claiming fraud, and insisting he get sole...read more

SHERRI SHEPHERD IS WISE

This morning on "the View", during a discussion about Epicurus, (the Greek philosopher who was born in 341 BC and died in 270 BC) Sherri Shepherd - who was last seen saying she didn't know if the world was flat - says that nothing predates the Christians. She follows that up by saying nothing predates Jesus. And she may be onto something. Remember those cave drawings of Jesus on a dinosaur at the first Olympics?...read more