Sherri Shepherd Won't Visit Her Welfare Baby

Every social theory I have begins and ends with panelists on The View being alarmingly dumb women who rape the mortal souls of innocents just by their mere moronic existence. Their audience is worse. Sherri Shepherd dumped her non-working husband right before their... read more

Sherri Shepherd Doesn't Want Her Surrogate Baby Anymore

According to the recently not re-hired Sherri Shepherd, the surrogate baby she and her soon to be ex-husband have brewing in a rent-a-womb isn't hers and she's not paying for it. She claims Lamar Sally, the unemployed dude she calculated would make a great husband, duped... read more

Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd Un-Rehired

Sherri Shepherd won't be coming back to The View. I know, I wish my office building window opened as well. Sherri's people want to make it very clear that she wasn't fired, she just wasn't re-hired. Sort of how my last girlfriend didn't break up with me, she just asked... read more

Sherri Shepherd's Husband Wants Their Unborn Baby All To Himself

Those ladies on The View sure love dispensing advice. There's Barbara Walters, four times divorced, slept with a married Senator for shits and giggles. Jenny McCarthy, who can't remember going on any talk shows to stop moms from vaccinating their children. Whoopi... read more


This morning on "the View", during a discussion about Epicurus, (the Greek philosopher who was born in 341 BC and died in 270 BC) Sherri Shepherd - who was last seen saying she didn't know if the world was flat - says that nothing predates the Christians. She follows... read more