Sherri Shepherd Won’t Visit Her Welfare Baby

September 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every social theory I have begins and ends with panelists on The View being alarmingly dumb women who rape the mortal souls of innocents just by their mere moronic existence. Their audience is worse. Sherri Shepherd dumped her non-working husband right before their surrogate baby was born this summer. According to Lamar Sally, who like […]

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Sherri Shepherd Doesn’t Want Her Surrogate Baby Anymore

July 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to the recently not re-hired Sherri Shepherd, the surrogate baby she and her soon to be ex-husband have brewing in a rent-a-womb isn’t hers and she’s not paying for it. She claims Lamar Sally, the unemployed dude she calculated would make a great husband, duped her into making a beaker baby so he could […]

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Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd Un-Rehired

June 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sherri Shepherd won’t be coming back to The View. I know, I wish my office building window opened as well. Sherri’s people want to make it very clear that she wasn’t fired, she just wasn’t re-hired. Sort of how my last girlfriend didn’t break up with me, she just asked me not to come over […]

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Sherri Shepherd’s Husband Wants Their Unborn Baby All To Himself

May 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Those ladies on The View sure love dispensing advice. There’s Barbara Walters, four times divorced, slept with a married Senator for shits and giggles. Jenny McCarthy, who can’t remember going on any talk shows to stop moms from vaccinating their children. Whoopi Goldberg, also thrice divorced, colorful drug history. And, Sherri Shepherd, who’s latest husband […]

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