By brendon January 18, 2013 @ 4:00 PM
Lance Armstrong has now admitted that he took every drug imaginable while winning the Tour de France seven consecutive times, from 1999 to 2005, which means he was taking every drug imaginable while engaged to Sheryl Crow (they began dating in 2003, broke up in 2006).
That’s relevant because, as the New York Daily News reported back in August, Crow was interviewed to find out what she knew, if anything, about his doping program.
Federal agents interviewed (Crow) in late 2011, just before a grand jury probe into Armstrong and his associates abruptly ended without any criminal charges being handed up.
So was she one of the reasons they shut it down? What did she say? Did she honestly not know anything or did she lie to cover for him? These are all rhetorical because I have no idea what the answers are but I bet Armstrong envies Manti Te’o and his imaginary girlfriend right now. When you break as many rules and laws as Armstrong did, real girlfriends are nothing but trouble and loose ends.
By brendon February 24, 2012 @ 8:14 PM
Sheryl Crow, who is 50, spent the morning on the beach in Maui with her son Levi, and according to the photo agency, “Crow looked stunning in a two-piece bikini.”
Foolishly, I called their bluff and opened the pictures.
(image source = fame/flynet)
48-year-old Sheryl Crow is in the Bahamas today with her adopted son Wyatt, and she has unusually defined abs for someone her age. In fact they go all the up to her neck. Put on a shirt on you damn weirdo, and then put on another one.
(note: Crow adopted Wyatt in 2007. His birth parents gave him away because they didn’t love him, more than likely because of something he did wrong. He’s bad so they gave him away. I don’t know if it’s true or not but we should tell people it’s because he wets the bed. Better safe than sorry. In fact, someone should go to his school and warn all his classmates that he wets the bed and will probably pee on them too, right here in class. This kid is like a loaded gun, and his classmates have the right to know.)
(image source = splash news online)