Shia LaBeouf was was at the Cinema Public House in Vancouver last night, and then later he was outside the Cinema Pubic House in Vancouver lying on the sidewalk while a shirtless fat guy punched him in the head. And really that’s all that’s known at this point. As of now it’s not clear who started the fight or why, but both men appear to be drunk as hell. Which is maybe why it was such a crappy fight. When someone on crutches is the fastest one and can break things up, your fight skills leave a lot to be desired.
Shia LaBeouf has an interview in the new issue of Details, and it’s a revelation for no other reason than I had no idea that Details magazine still exists. But it does apparently, and they asked Shia if he and Megan Fox ever did it while filming the first two ‘Transformers’ movies.
Asked if he hooked up with Fox, LaBeouf nods affirmatively. “Look, you’re on the set for six months, with someone who’s rooting to be attracted to you, and you’re rooting to be attracted to them,” he explains. “I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation. But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen.” When I inquire about Fox’s status at the time with her longtime boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, LaBeouf replies, “I don’t know, man. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. . . .”—repeating the phrase exactly 12 times with various intonations, as if trying to get it just right. Finally, he says, “It was what it was.”
This might seem somewhat plausible because Megan married Brian Austin Green, so it’s not like she’s all that selective, but I don’t believe him because she’s been famous for a long time and you almost never hear any stories about her sleeping around. And also the idea of fucking Megan Fox is so wonderful I can’t believe that anyone gets to do it, much less this doofus. It’s like hearing someone claim they can fly.
(image source of Shia his girlfriend Karolyn Pho last week = fame)
Shia LaBeouf was handcuffed and released in the wee hours of Saturday morning after an alleged bar fight.
An eyewitness to the altercation at Mad Bull’s Tavern in Sherman Oaks, Calif., tells Us the actor, 24, was taunted by a fellow patron inside the bar before being “sucker punched in the mouth” when their conversation was taken outside.
No charges were filed as a result of the dust-up, which dispersed when local LAPD officers who happened to be driving by the area saw the crowd.
Put in handcuffs while officers assessed the situation, LaBeouf was questioned and released shortly after 1 a.m.
This is seriously the most homoerotic fight I’ve ever heard of. Because a guy named Shia had something slapped against his mouth and then was in handcuffs shortly after leaving a bar named the Mad Bull with a couple of new gentleman he’d just met. I think it’s that bar name and logo that does it. If it was the Male Slot or something like this, this would be straight up gay porn.
Shia LaBeouf was having a little hissyfit yesterday, so he threw a cup of coffee on the paparazzi and then took off running. And oh how he ran! He ran and he ran and he ran some more. If he can learn how to pull some hair, and combine it with his natural skill at throwing things into the back of people, cowardice, and womanly hysterics, then he should start something called the Fight Like A Girl Championships.
Oh holy shit are we really doing this. JoBlo says…
Star Shia LaBeouf says they’ve already got a storyline mapped out for the potential project.
Says LaBeouf, “I got called into Steven’s office and he pitched a little bit to me and it sounds crazy, it sounds really cool.”
LaBeouf refused to elaborate on what the pitch for INDIANA JONES 5 involved but he added that “they’re writing the script right now.”
Well at least George Lucas hasn’t been mentioned yet. He was famously intrusive when making Indiana Jones 4, the result of which was a complete piece of shit.
Everyone pretty much agrees that the whole “Star Wars” thing was a fluke for Lucas. “Empire Strikes Back” is the only great one, and that’s the only one he didn’t write or direct, and the one he calls the worst of the six movies.
The first one was good, the second one was amazing, and the rest make no sense whatsoever. Most of “Return of the Jedi” is spent trying to disable a satellite dish on Endor that provides the force field for the new Death Star, but the god damn thing is right there, sticking up out of the trees. Just shoot it! You don’t even need radar, they don’t even hide it you can see it, just shoo-NO! NOOO, don’t send Luke, Han and Leia to shut it down by hand! That’s like you’re top three people! JESUS CHRIST, YOU HAVE LIKE 8 MILLION SPACESHIPS, IT’S THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU’RE GOOD AT, AND THAT DISH IS 40 STORIES HIGH, JUST SHOOT IT! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BLOW IT UP IT WILL STOP WORKING!
More awesome pictures now of Megan Fox on the world tour to premiere Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. These are from the UK. They we’re in Berlin and Amsterdam the day before. I think they hit New York tomorrow but I’m not sure. I suppose I could ask her but I’ve been ducking her calls ever since she missed her period. I am just not ready to be tied down right now.
