Shia LaBeouf Booted Drunk From Deli (VIDEO)

Shia LaBeouf was reportedly getting hammered by himself in a Jerry's Deli in the San Fernando Valley, perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written. If you can't find someone to drink with you in your own hometown you know you're a huge liability. read more

Shia LaBeouf Sells One Ticket

Shia LaBeouf's new movie Man Down sold one ticket on its opening night in the UK. The next day it sold two more. If you're doing the math, that's fucked up levels of horrible.  read more

Shia LaBeouf Art Installation Can't Find a Home

Shia LaBeouf's living art project which consisted of a blank white wall and a camera that live streamed Shia and the occasional New York City College lesbian activist chanting "He Will Not Divide Us" has been shut down for the fourth time.  read more

People Don't Like Shia LaBeouf So Much

  If you're a chick who resembles Ted Cruz, you get ten grand to fuck your unemployed boyfriend on camera. If you're a dude who resembles Shia LaBeouf, you get a fist to the face in a subway station. Mario Licato was on his way to a fine arts show as people do in New York... read more

Shia LaBeouf Gets Pissed And Shit Around The Web

Human butt polyp Shia LaBeouf was spotted yelling and getting physical with his girlfriend Mia Goth in Germany. The argument seemed to revolve around her taking his backpack. He later said he would have, "killed her" if he had stayed around, which is both frightening and... read more

Shia LaBeouf Ruins America And Shit Around The Web

Shia LaBeouf once again shamed our nation by acting like a self-absorbed thicket of dick cheese at Mt. Rushmore. He ran around and screamed like a dildo about America in a sarcastic way. I hope the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt skull fucks him to death. Watch Shia do what he... read more

Shia Gets Head Trauma And Shit Around The Web

Public embarrassment Shia LaBeouf had to be rushed to the hospital after getting a massive head wound on set. It's unclear what happened other than everybody who has ever met him was wishing for it. Read all about Shia's latest fuck up. (TMZ) Want to see Nicole... read more

Sia Issues Apology For Her Shia Dance Raping Girl Video

Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I'm not saying it definitely constitutes child porn,... read more

Shia Labeouf Makes A Little Girl Sniff His Fingers (VIDEO)

There's art. And then there's art where Shia LaBeouf is in a cage in nothing but a loin cloth making some girl sniff his fingers. That's the kind of art where people get arrested and even the most progressive minded free speechers say, yeah, that makes sense. In Sia's... read more

Shia LaBeouf Raped in a Forest, Nobody Heard

Shia LaBeouf version 2014 was particularly douchey. You may recall a performance art piece where he sat alone in a room in studio in Los Angeles wearing a paper bag over his head with the slogan 'I'm not famous anymore' while individuals berated him with various random... read more

Shia LaBeouf Is Crazy Talented

Shia LaBeouf claimed his drunken buffoonery was caused by his acting research and not the fact that he's incredibly prone to being a douchebag. It's hard to come to grips with being a Teen Beat boy slut. Some deal with this validated self loathing through drugs or... read more

Shia LaBeouf Keeps It Light (VIDEO)

Shia LaBeouf went on Jimmy Kimmel and discussed his twenty-four hour stint in solitary confinement for being a raging drunken asshole. "I get to the station and I quickly realize, I'm not supposed to be here. I'm not made for this set up...So I'm like, 'You gotta do... read more