Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I’m not saying it definitely... READ MORE

There’s art. And then there’s art where Shia LaBeouf is in a cage in nothing but a loin cloth making some girl sniff his fingers. That’s the kind of art where people get arrested and even the most progressive... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf version 2014 was particularly douchey. You may recall a performance art piece where he sat alone in a room in studio in Los Angeles wearing a paper bag over his head with the slogan ‘I’m not famous... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf claimed his drunken buffoonery was caused by his acting research and not the fact that he’s incredibly prone to being a douchebag. It’s hard to come to grips with being a Teen Beat boy slut. Some deal... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf went on Jimmy Kimmel and discussed his twenty-four hour stint in solitary confinement for being a raging drunken asshole. “I get to the station and I quickly realize, I’m not supposed to be here. I’m not made... READ MORE

The difference between the loons and the drunks is always revealed at court dates. The loons still look fucking crazy heading into court. The lushes clean up nice for the judge. Shia LaBeouf looked pretty damn dapper as he... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf might have checked himself into rehab only we aren’t calling it rehab. We’re calling it “care and treatment for alcohol addiction”. He has a lot to ponder while in treatment for alcohol addiction, like all the people... READ MORE

Shia LeBeouf was apparently trying to steal food from a homeless guy hours before he was arrested for being a drunk and disorderly asshole at Studio 54. In the coming weeks LeBeouf will announce he’s going to rehab, but some behavior... READ MORE

It’s hard to imagine Shia LaBeouf in tears without a woman or prepubescent boy child striking him first. But it’s true. On the night that he had to witness the acting mannequin Mark Wahlberg replace him in the latest... READ MORE

Summer in L.A is a total fucking crap shoot. Down one boulevard you might find Sofia Vergara’s tits hanging out of her top. Take an unfortunate right and you’ve got Shia LaBeouf’s scrote dangling like a freshly shorn poodle.... READ MORE