Shia LeBeouf Working to Draw (VIDEO)

January 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you imagine the bubble that is New York or Los Angeles you imagine people looking around after the election confused that not a single person they know or watch or read or friend or re-Tweet voted for Donald Trump and yet he won the election.

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Shia LeBeouf Hipster Liar

October 19, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When Shia LeBeouf married his girlfriend Mia Goth in a seedy Las Vegas drive through chapel the six people who cared assumed it was a bullshit hipster stunt he stole from one of James Franco’s diary entries. It was also streamed live on the internet and sent to TMZ, which LeBeouf insists was a mistake.

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Shia LeBeouf Raises the Douche Bar And Shit Around The Web

November 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Douchelord Shia LaBeouf has finally gone too far. He’s asked people to come watch him watch ALL of his films. If you can’t make it to New York, you can watch him watching through a web cam. He deserves the mother of all wedgies. One that would split him in half. See this ass clown […]

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Shia LeBeouf Is a Thief

December 18, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shia LeBeouf didn’t steal every single original idea in his short film, ‘HowardCantour.com’, from the graphic novel, ‘Justin M. Damiano’, by author Daniel Clowes, he was merely inspired by Clowes work: Although, yeah, he did creatively lift entire passages of dialogue and numerous, substantive story sequences without any accreditation whatsoever. However, that is entirely explained […]

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Watch Shia LeBeouf Get It On In “Nymphomaniac” (VIDEO)

November 1, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The latest trailer for Shia LeBeof’s movie Nymphomaniac came out and it has real penis and vagina sex. The film is by Lars Von Trier, the fucked up director of movies like The Antichrist. Have you ever seen that movie? If you like watching Willem Dafoe get jerked off after his balls were smashed by […]

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Beaver Kills Man (VIDEO)

April 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Guys under a certain age probably won’t understand this, but there was a time when beavers used to routinely kill men, or at least frustrate them to no end. And it’s happening once more as beaver attacks are on the rise. In Russia this past week, a man was killed by a beaver who bit […]

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