Shia LeBeouf Is a Thief

By Lex December 17, 2013 @ 11:11 PM

Shia LaBeouf Attends The 63rd Berlin International Film Festival
Shia LeBeouf didn’t steal every single original idea in his short film, ‘HowardCantour.com’, from the graphic novel, ‘Justin M. Damiano’, by author Daniel Clowes, he was merely inspired by Clowes work:

Although, yeah, he did creatively lift entire passages of dialogue and numerous, substantive story sequences without any accreditation whatsoever. However, that is entirely explained by Shia’s artistic thirst and exuberance:

By proper accreditation he means any note or notice whatsoever that he was stealing Clowes work. Same thing often happens with bank robbers who forget to properly accredit the lending institutions they’re homaging. All that exuberance can make you a little forgetful.

While Clowes work may have been ripped off and shat back out by a peen-head with an 0-27 record in bar fights he starts, he still got that invaluable shoutout.

Yes, it’s crazy that people assumed it was your work just because you put your name on it and said it was your work. The next time people believe a single word that comes out of your scheming pie hole, then it will be on them.

The victimized author summed it up pretty well:

“I’ve never even seen one of his films that I can recall – and I was shocked, to say the least, when I saw that he took the script and even many of the visuals from a very personal story I did six or seven years ago and passed it off as his own work. I actually can’t imagine what was going through his mind.” — Daniel Clowes to Buzzfeed

I’ve got an idea about that. I’m Shia Labeouf, I’m crazy special, fuck you world for not understanding.

Photo Credit: WENN

Watch Shia LeBeouf Get It On In “Nymphomaniac” (VIDEO)

By Jack November 01, 2013 @ 1:42 PM

The latest trailer for Shia LeBeof’s movie Nymphomaniac came out and it has real penis and vagina sex. The film is by Lars Von Trier, the fucked up director of movies like The Antichrist. Have you ever seen that movie? If you like watching Willem Dafoe get jerked off after his balls were smashed by a hammer, I highly recommend it. Now, it’s not Shia’s actual dick going into Stacy Martin’s vagina. They used a stunt cock for all the penetration scenes. Probably because Shia does not enjoy the velvet pouch of womankind. It’s kind of sad in a way. A few years ago he was starring in Transformers and that shitty 4th Indiana Jones movie and now he’s doing porn with cheetahs and church organs. I’d feel bad except that he’s a dick and a shitty actor.

Beaver Kills Man (VIDEO)

By Lex April 12, 2013 @ 11:35 AM








Guys under a certain age probably won’t understand this, but there was a time when beavers used to routinely kill men, or at least frustrate them to no end. And it’s happening once more as beaver attacks are on the rise. In Russia this past week, a man was killed by a beaver who bit him through his femoral artery whilst on a fishing trip and he bled to death as the beaver stood on and watched with empty eyes. Then another beaver attacked a man who tried to take his picture (see above). That attack reminded me of a more local rodent who didn’t like getting his picture taken either.








Here’s the point. Beavers are not cute. Neither are ass-to-mouth self-indulged celebrity people of ‘the craft’. Just leave them the fuck alone.

‘Transformers 3′ is down 40 percent from ’2′

By brendon June 30, 2011 @ 4:27 PM

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No doubt fueled by it’s juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he “moved on to something better” or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was “mean”), ‘Transformers 3’ had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition.

Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2’, the one with Megan Fox, in which case it’s an embarrassing failure.

E! cites this list of the all time opening days on Box Office Mojo and says

In its first full day in theaters, Transformers: Dark of the Moon grossed an estimated $37.3 million, good for sixth place on the list of all-time Wednesday openers.
But as you’ll notice, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is in second place, with a far bigger, far fatter $62 million debut.

And that’s despite the fact that 60 percent of ticket sales were for 3D, where average ticket prices are $10.85 and $14.85 for IMAX, as compared to the $7.50 they paid to see the second one.

It’s also despite the fact that ‘Dark of the Moon’ is actually pretty good. I’m as amazed as anyone but I liked it. The good news is they can still match the weekend total for ‘Revenge of the Fallen’, as long as they consider a weekend to be 17 days long.

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they fired Megan Fox for this?

By brendon November 09, 2010 @ 2:25 PM

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Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley filmed some scenes for Transformers: Dark of the Moon yesterday, and if this is the girl that’s supposed to make us forget about Megan Fox, it’s not working. At all. It’s like someone took a young Uma Thruman and then punched her in the face.

(source = pacific coast news)

SHIA IS TAPPIN THIS

By brendon August 29, 2007 @ 10:32 AM

Shia LeBeouf and Rihanna are apparently dating, and it's no secret at least to the cast and crew of "Indiana Jones 4", in which Shia plays the son of Indiana Jones.

“It’s all the talk of the Indiana Jones 4 set,” says one source.  And the pair are now taking their relationship public – slowly.  Tuesday night, LeBeouf and Rihanna had dinner at Kate Mantilini in Beverly Hills.

I think this is cool because I bet this is the kind of thing that drives Hitler nuts.  Blacks and Jews gettin' it on.  I bet the skinheads are goin' completely apeshit right now.