Sia Doesn’t Understand How Nude Leaks Work

November 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sia claims somebody's trying to sell nude photos of her to her fans. Huffington Post immediately called the seller a "creep" and a "man", which is both redundant, and expected from their editorial staff of white privileged millennial women... READ MORE

Azealia Banks Sandblasting Up the Chicken Blood (VIDEO)

January 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The white patriarchy spends a good deal of its unlimited resources subverting Azealia Banks otherwise positive intentions. In her free moments, unshackled from racism, Banks likes to ritualistically slaughter chickens in her apartment. READ MORE

The Grammy’s Finally Stopped

February 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when you realize you’re watching Madonna with the Alvin Ailey rejected applicants prancing behind her and you just want to brush your Chucky doll’s hair and forget about the world for a while. Fuck me, Grammy’s. You got me... READ MORE

Sia Issues Apology For Her Shia Dance Raping Girl Video

January 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I’m not saying it definitely... READ MORE

Minus the Child-Rapey Bits, Maddie Ziegler’s Future Is Bright (VIDEO)

May 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t go half-in and call yourself a stage mom. You can’t have your young daughter be half-cast or half-fondled or half-insane from the pressures of being a kid performer half-feeding the whole family. Dina Lohan knew this. Demi... READ MORE