Azealia Banks Sandblasting Up the Chicken Blood (VIDEO)

The white patriarchy spends a good deal of its unlimited resources subverting Azealia Banks otherwise positive intentions. In her free moments, unshackled from racism, Banks likes to ritualistically slaughter chickens in her apartment. read more

The Grammy's Finally Stopped

There's that moment when you realize you're watchingMadonna with the Alvin Aileyrejected applicants prancing behind her and you just want to brush your Chuckydoll's hair and forget about the world for a while. Fuck me, Grammy's. You got me again. That aging grandma... read more

Sia Issues Apology For Her Shia Dance Raping Girl Video

Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I'm not saying itdefinitely constitutes child porn,... read more

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Minus the Child-Rapey Bits, Maddie Ziegler's Future Is Bright (VIDEO)

You can't go half-in and call yourself a stage mom. You can't have your young daughter be half-cast or half-fondled or half-insane from the pressures of being a kid performer half-feeding the whole family. Dina Lohan knew this. Demi Lovato's mom. Selena's mom. Trish... read more