Sienna Miller was still in Barbados this weekend, and if 2010 marks the end of “flipping off the paparazzi” and the beginning of “goatse the paparazzi”, this year is gonna have a lot of peaks and valleys.
(source = splash news online)
12.28.2009 jude law had a good weekend
The last few days have probably been some of the best Jude Law can remember. He hasn’t had a movie make more than a million dollars, total, in the US since 2006, the same year Sienna Miller ended their engagement and dumped him after he fukced his nanny.
But look at him now. He’s on top of the world again. His hair plugs have settled in nicely, his new movie ‘Sherlock Holmes’ made 66 million on it’s opening weekend, and he and Sienna looked very much together again when they spent Christmas day in the Caribbean. Unfortunately for him that’s where the fun ended, because his kids were there too, and instead of a nanny for him to bang they brought Siennas mom. So rather than getting oral from his slutty girlfriend in some tropical paradise, he got to hear, “The History of My Knick Knacks, starring these Cow Figurines and over 100 Commemorative Spoons about the Beatles.”
(source = inf daily)
12.23.2009 sienna miller is a mystery
Sienna Miller is in Barbados with her mom today, and the pictures of them holding hands on the beach at sunset either capture a surprisingly sweet moment of someone you don’t hear many flattering stories about, or prove once and for all Sienna will try to seduce and fuck anyone as long as they’re married.
(source = splash news online and inf daily)
12.01.2009 tuesday morning headlines
JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. “They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other.” Of course Jude Law would stick his dick in a beehive and go down on his own reflection, so Sienna better cool her jets. (star)
RACHEL UCHITEL - says she has only met Tiger Woods briefly on two occasions and has offered to take a lie detector test to prove they’re not having an affair. If she answers all the questions honestly, it will save her reputation and earn 10 points for Gryffindor. (new york post)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL - really wants to marry Reese Witherspoon. Unfortunately for him, “There’s a huge attraction between them … but Jake can be a little overbearing at times, and Reese is really happy with life right now. So why change that?” Sounds like Reese is a little too comfortable. Jake should go out one night and pick up some whore. Of course whores are pretty much my answer to everything. (people)
JESSICA SIMPSON - made this dress beg for mercy last night as her sister Ashlee made her Broadway debut in ‘Chicago’. It sort of looks like a boa constrictor just ate a wild pig. Sexy, right? (splash)
08.13.2009 sienna miller is in ibiza - update
Sienna Miller is in Ibiza, Spain today, and I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don’t know, it’s actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea. Their history dates all the way back to 650 BC, when Phoenician settlers founded a port there and used it’s natural resources to produce dye, salt, and wool.
If you’d like to learn more about Ibiza, you’re a nerd and should probably go to some other site. Sienna Miller is a bikini for gods sake. Maybe you can find a website that has sexy pictures of books since you love em so much, dork.
SEXY UPDATE - now with 500 percent more bikini madness
(27 more pics here. hq jump = here. source = splash)
06.25.2009 sienna miller is a monster
Someone remind me why I’m supposed to hate Sienna Miller, because I see pictures like this and my memory gets a little fuzzy. She’s in Positano, Italy this week with bf Balthazar Getty and … oh yeah is that it? The whoring? Well he’s the one who cheated, not her. He’s the scoundrel, and if you think about it she’s a victim too. She’s like Hitlers dog. Don’t lump her in with all the bad things just because she hangs out with the guy.
(9 more bikini pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
