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Simon Monjack slept with his dead wifes mom

As you know, Simon Monjack was that worthless tub of shit who somehow tricked Brittany Murphy into marrying him, and who seemed suspicious as hell when she died. Well now take every uncomfortable shiver that ever went up your spine when you thought about him and multiply that by one hundredy quillion. The L.A. Coroner's Office just released their report on Simon Monjack's death. In the report, the investigator...read more

simon monjack is dead

Last Thursday was the 5 month anniversary of the death of Brittany Murphy. It was December 20th when her mom found her dead in the shower of the Hollywood Hills home she shared with her husband, Simon Monjack. But this is Hollywood, 5 months is an eternity. It's time for a gritty reboot! Simon Monjack was found dead late Sunday night at his home in the Hollywood Hills... and both bodies were discovered by the same...read more

tuesday morning headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - is 23, and Roberto Cavalli is 69. Good luck trying to figure out which one to feel sorry for. (wenn) JAY LENO - is planning a week of shows in New York City, to beat Letterman "on his home turf". Leno will be great there. I bet he'll have some real zingers about how the Knicks aren't very good at basketball. This guy doesn't care whose toes he steps on. (pop eater) DARYL HANNAH - is naked in her new...read more

simon monjack is angry, fat

Over the weekend, The New York Post reported that Brittany Murphy filled a prescription for Vicodin just 11 days before she died. And then took 109 of them. That's 2.42 vicodin (*) per hour for the last 11 days of her life. Her dipshit husband told Radar the story is a lie, and they might sue the Post because of it. "Dr. Cohen prescribed the pills to (Brittanys mom). Dr. Cohen has never prescribed anything to...read more

brittany murphys autopsy is complete

When Brittany Murphy died, her husband Simon Monjack was adamant that it was a shocking tragedy, and was baffled when asked for any explanation. "This is what's killing all of us? How did it happen?" Asked point-blank if a drug overdose was a possible cause of death, Monjack replied, "I can get rid of that one right now," he says. "She has never, and I repeat NEVER, done drugs. There are no drugs involved." Ahem......read more

monday afternoon headlines

THE BRITTANY MURPHY FOUNDATION - has been shut down. The charity started by her ex-husband never filed for charity status, meaning he could spend the money however he wanted. Calling this a charity is the most deceptive name since "glory hole". (wonderwall) TIGER WOODS - allegedly got his porn star girlfriend pregnant. Twice. Once she had an abortion, and the other time she had a miscarriage after the baby fell out of...read more

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brittany murphy could have been saved

The LA County Coroner has determined that Brittany Murphy died on Dec. 20 at the age of 32 due to pneumonia and an iron deficiency anemia exacerbated by multiple drug intoxication. A toxicology report detailing what those drugs might have been is complete but won't be released for several weeks. Her death has been ruled an accident. Unofficially it's being reported that her pneumonia and anemia would not have killed...read more

pray for simon monjack

The alternate headline for this was, "People who read Tyler are fucking cool/smartasses", because above is the email and response from the fake charity Simon Monjack set up yesterday announcing a party to cash out on his wife's death, hoping that Hollywoods genuine affection for Brittany Murphy would somehow transfer over to him. But as you can see, despite all the work that went into the invitation and website banner...read more