02.04.2010 brittany murphy could have been saved

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The LA County Coroner has determined that Brittany Murphy died on Dec. 20 at the age of 32 due to pneumonia and an iron deficiency anemia exacerbated by multiple drug intoxication. A toxicology report detailing what those drugs might have been is complete but won’t be released for several weeks. Her death has been ruled an accident.

Unofficially it’s being reported that her pneumonia and anemia would not have killed her if she had received proper medical care in time. She didn’t, and when combined with her drug use, they became fatal.

Our sources say the drugs “pushed her over the line” but the underlying problems were the pneumonia and anemia.

Well now I don’t know what to believe because last week her husband said, “She has never, and I repeat NEVER, done drugs. There are no drugs involved.” And he looks trustworthy to me. I can’t put my finger on it. He’s so stately and dignified looking, like a noble king from olden days. I just have a good feeling about him.

02.03.2010 pray for simon monjack

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The alternate headline for this was, “People who read Tyler are fucking cool/smartasses”, because above is the email and response from the fake charity Simon Monjack set up yesterday announcing a party to cash out on his wife’s death, hoping that Hollywoods genuine affection for Brittany Murphy would somehow transfer over to him.

But as you can see, despite all the work that went into the invitation and website banner showing Brittany as a Spanish dancer (which is how I choose to remember her as well), the party has been cancelled because of “an illness in the family”. A second email from someone who was supposed to work this party says they were told Simon is the one allegedly ill.

Now all we can do is pray for Monjack. Pray he got bit by something, like a kid from Africa or a bug who landed here on a rock from outer space, and now he’s gonna have some terrifying disease where he ends up behind sheets of plastic and guarded by Marines.