Some dashing ne’er-do-well put up a bootleg copy of the new "Star Trek" trailer, which premiered yesterday in front of "Quantum of Solace". At first I was thinking that kid sucks I hate him. Then I was like oh okay. Then I was like wow that dude is a perfect Spock and the new “beam me” effect is cool and this is really beautiful and that black girl is hot and LOOK IT'S SIMON PEGG. Then the hot black girl took off her top and I kinda lost track of stuff from there.
It looks like there are spotlights all around the hot black girl taking off her top, leading me to hope that maybe this is some kind of "talent show" scene where hot girls take off their clothes and then, you know, do it. It would make a lot of sense if you think about it. Otherwise casual fans like myself would leave wondering why the movie didn’t have more scenes with hot girls gettin in on.
UPDATE - much much larger copy of this file for DL on rapidshare here and megaupload here. You will need the VLC media player to play it.
In case it wasn't clear up until now, Simon Pegg, star and co-creator of stuff like "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz", would like you to know that most actors are borderline retarded, and if you leave them alone for more than a minute, will undoubtedly end up drunk or high or in jail or somehow soaking wet and covered in feathers and graffiti. Pegg told the New York Times…
“I think the reason actors become idiots is because you’re treated so well. You’re driven everywhere, and you’re put up in really nice places. The actors that turn into idiots are the ones that start believing it’s because they deserve it, not because they’re just not trusted, which is the truth. The truth is actors are flaky, unreliable and mostly unstable people, and they need to be mollycoddled at all times.”
One time I was gaffing on some indie movie and I was hitting on this hot actress chick and after about 30 seconds she said to me, "but I'll tell you what my best quality is (*), my self-defecating sense of humor". I still wanted to fuck her so i didn't bother to explain what she said and why it was different from "self-deprecating". Or maybe she really does go to the bathroom on herself to make her friends laugh. i’m not here to judge. In summation, actors are morons, except for Simon Pegg, who is cool. The End.
(*) editors note - who the fuck says something like that?
