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Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she's finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to touch her repeatedly in her privates, I'm inviting a half-dozen Northeastern liberal arts college girls to watch the women in Sin City 2 portray...read more

Eva Green's Boobs Banned By the MPAA

The MPAA ensured that our nation's children will never be exposed to the horror of the female anatomy by banning the Sin City 2 posters featuring Eva Green in a thin robe that exhibited "curve of under breast and dark nipple/areola circle visible through sheer gown." What the fuck, Sin City? Stick to your glorified cartoon images of senseless blood letting and maiming. Stop trying to turn our nation's young boys into...read more