Mexican Prostitutes In Pasties Scare Nerds at Comic-Con

By Lex July 25, 2014 @ 10:03 AM

Girls Dance In Pasties At The 'Sin City A Dame to Kill For' Comic-Con International Party
As hip and cool as the days at Comic-Con, much like the Spring Break in Lauderdale or United Nations junkets, it’s what happens after the sun goes down that really defines the craziness. Seventeen virgin males assembled at the Sin City 2 party to witness girls bussed in from Tijuana at five bucks a head to dance with pasties on their tits. Fat Wonder Woman was there again. There are actually over 2,000 Fat Wonder Women at Comic-Con so this may not be the same one. It does seem to be the superhero of choice for the women who’ve come to be comfortable with how God and Haagen-Dazs made them. After the hookers danced, a donkey was brought up on stage and in a surprise twist, went down on one of the girls. El burro es un animal majestuoso IGN later passed out Magic The Gathering cheats and diet Yoo-hoos and everybody was tucked in by 9:30 at the Marriott. Comic-Con is the best of us.

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Jessica Alba Looking Good in Sin City The Second

By Lex March 07, 2014 @ 2:37 PM

Jessica Alba In The Trailer For 'Sin City A Dame To Kill For'
It’s nice when mom gets some time away from the kids and her semi-employed house husband to go film a raunchy pulp comic sequel. Nine years in the making, Sin City 2 is finally coming out so that an entire new generation of questionably confident young men on the Internet can race to be first to say they love Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez is a genius. I don’t know how good this movie will be, but it’s got Jessica Alba in just her bra, I’m assuming there will be some digitally faked nudity as well. I love digitally faked nudity. It’s how I intend to spend the better part of my golden years.