Sinead O’Connor Hits Rock Bottom, Finds Dr. Phil

September 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After about your seventeenth published suicide video, he will come to you. Dr. Phil’s like Candyman, only he offers reasonably lucrative paid appearance contracts. Also, you can spin pretty much any story you like provided you weep and accept his counsel in the end.

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Sinead O’Connor Ran Away to Travelodge (VIDEO)

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard poking fun at people with a real mental illness. But I’m going to try my best.

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Sinead O’Connor Pulling Back

February 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sinead O’Connor has had an interesting past couple of three years. Doubtful she remembers much of it. Facebook Memories will certainly help in that regard. 

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Sinead O’Connor Still Alive

May 17, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sinead O’Connor was reported as being missing and possibly suicidal in a Chicago suburbu, although to be fair when she goes to Trader Joe’s she’s shopping and suicidal. It’s not a good sign when you go on a bike ride and people just assume you’re en route to off yourself.

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Arsenio Vs. Sinead Round 2 And Shit Around The Web

May 6, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

It’s a battle of has beens as Arsenio Hall sues Sinead O’Connor for claiming that he killed Prince with drugs. Why Arsenio? Who the fuck knows what goes on in Sinead’s bald head. She’s baby-eating crazy. I wonder how Arsenio is going to pay for his lawyer? Prostituting himself to guys who like to face fuck dudes with big chins?

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Sinead O’Connor Kills Herself on Facebook

November 30, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After first asking her Facebook followers for a job and a place to live, Sinead O’Connor announced she was taking her own life by way of overdose at an undisclosed hotel room somewhere in Ireland. You can book the room next summer if you’re a big fan. Given her history of public suicide notices and the […]

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Kim Kardashian Smothered Music To Death In Its Crib

July 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sinead O’Connor has declared Kim Kardashian’s tits on the cover of Rolling Stone magazines as an official end to music as we know it. in the very least, O’Connor seems to have missed Rolling Stone covers of the Boston Marathon bomber looking like a sexy James Dean and fake campus rape articles. Though it’s hard to […]

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Sinead O’Conner Still Knows How To Party

February 27, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last time we checked in with Sinead O’Connor, she was professing her love of anal sex on the internet before marrying a random stranger for a week, and then she was offering Miley Cyrus advice on how not to be prostituted by the music industry. She also looked like she was tipping the scales toward […]

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Sinead O’Connor Tells Miley Cyrus to Stop Being Such a Ho Bag

October 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who write ‘Open Letters’ are almost entirely humorless dicks. What is an Open Letter but a self-serving excuse to grandstand your inflated sense of moral superiority. Case in point, Sinead O’Connor’s open letter to Miley Cyrus telling her to be less of a total skank in her music career: “Nothing but harm will come […]

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