I’m gonna move all this under the cut because I already feel stupid talking about myself, I’m not gonna waste space on the front page for it. So hit the “read more” to read about the ad problems and the new layout and facebook and all that. Or don’t. Whatever.
08.25.2007 site news: you’re out of your element
That's right folks, the weekend shift is back. I'm Lance Martini from FilmDrunk, and I'll be handling the scorn and ridicule for the next couple days. I may not be as clever, but I try harder, for the same reason fat girls give better head - we're hungry.
Anyway, if I'm not as funny as you'd like me to be, I recommend getting more stoneder. -LM
03.28.2007 site news
Yikes. So obviously the comment section has been a wreck lately. I know people think there's some mysterious filter that sends some posts through but not others, but the truth is there isn't. It's just fucked up. So we need to shut them down for two or three days to experiment with a new system. The new system probably won't be implemented when we're back, but we have to take a look around, and when it's done it will finally have unique user names and icons and all that cool crap, so we feel all the hard work will be worth it. Wait, can I still say "we" if I'm not involved in any way. Because I like it when people give me credit for things. Oh. I cant? Well fuck you, what are you, my biographer, who put you in charge.
In other news that I'm sure absolutely no one would have noticed and even fewer people will care about, I'm takin off tomorrow and will be gone until Monday, so starting tomorrow the able writers of Gorilla Mask and With Leather are gonna fill in. The good news is they're way funnier than me … aw god dammit.
