And here we are...

So. Hey. It's me. Brendon. How are you today? As you (hopefully) noticed, things have been pretty quiet lately, but if you were on twitter you know it's because I was sort of on the verge of being fired last week. As of today, there's good news and bad news. The good news is I wasn't. If you think I suck (which is possible since I'm the only writer and have written essentially every word since day one) then that more

its Imogen Thomas in a bikini, plus Site News!

UK model Imogen Thomas is in Marbella, Spain, today to finish up her 2012 calendar by taking pictures of her in and then not in a bikini. It's a good thing only girls have boobs. If the sun had tits this fantastic I'd be blind after spending ages 12 through Now staring directly into it. Speaking of glorious human achievements; this website! I know things have been a little stagnant and slow lately, but it's more

offline site news update

Okay so for a few months now comcast has been remembering that they're essentially retarded once or twice a week and their internet crashes. Which is problematic if you write a website. So I might have screamed a bunch of scathing profanity at them over the phone Friday. What this means is that my internet access is still a little dicey, and will be until I get some stuff figured out. With any luck it won't effect more

leave kim and i alone

Fine, okay. Yes. Kim Kardashian and I are spending some time together, okay. I didn't want it to come out this way but yeah. Kim is a really special lady. So yesterday I got my blue and yellow swim trunks and we tried to spend some time alone on the beach in Miami. Are we "dating"? Look, I don't know what to call it, okay. To be honest I think maybe she's just looking for a good time right now, you know what I more news/updates

I'm gonna move all this under the cut because I already feel stupid talking about myself, I'm not gonna waste space on the front page for it. So hit the "read more" to read about the ad problems and the new layout and facebook and all that. Or don't. Whatever. Okay I probably should have done this last week, but I'm 10 levels past the maximum on the scale to measure laziness, and I'd hoped this would have been more


That's right folks, the weekend shift is back. I'm Lance Martini from FilmDrunk, and I'll be handling the scorn and ridicule for the next couple days. I may not be as clever, but I try harder, for the same reason fat girls give better head - we're hungry. Anyway, if I'm not as funny as you'd like me to be, I recommend getting more stoneder. -LMread more


Yikes. So obviously the comment section has been a wreck lately. I know people think there's some mysterious filter that sends some posts through but not others, but the truth is there isn't. It's just fucked up. So we need to shut them down for two or three days to experiment with a new system. The new system probably won't be implemented when we're back, but we have to take a look around, and when it's done it more