Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?

Journalism is dead. There are tiny niches here and there that offer unfettered news and information and opinion without fear of aggrieving a protected class. Like women who want to be equal to men except for the continued right to seek civil and criminal remedy when their sensibilities are offendedread more

Sky Ferreira and Pretty Boyfriend In a Shitload of Trouble

I don't remember much about Sky Ferreira, except she had some weird kid singer relationship with Michael Jackson. Weird because she's a girl I mean. Either way, every alumnus of Neverland Ranch eventually seems to find their way into hardcore drugs. Like Sky and her model boyfriend named Some Shmuck Who Models Short Waisted Coats I Couldn't Give a Fuck About who both got busted headed up to the Catskills with a car...

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