Kristen Stewart has been fired from her own franchise

August 16, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hahahaha, hahaha. Ha. Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. The Hollywood Reporter says… Universal has decided to shelf its planned ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ sequel and is instead focusing on a solo Huntsman movie starring Chris Hemsworth. Kristen Stewart will not... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart really is an idiot

May 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, and Chris Hemsworth all walked the red carpet in London last night for the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, and in the middle of all that, for reasons that only made sense in... READ MORE

holy shit, ‘Snow White’ looks terrible

November 11, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kristen Stewart is the star of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, but anytime she tries to act it’s as if she’s reading the script for the first time, and the words are upside down and backwards, and she got... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart is Snow White. See.

September 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘Snow White’ has been a famous story for generations, but everyone has always hated that she doesn’t wear armor and ride a horse on the beach and mumble incoherently with a dead, lifeless expression on her face. Thank God... READ MORE