Olympic Skier's Tits Cause Riots in Lebanon

I guess showing off your tits in Lebanon is not such a widely approved practice. At least not compared to the nationally approved hobbies of rubble rummaging and talking about how awesome Lebanon used to be. Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun got hit with the old... read more

Holland Throws Big Gay Party for Gay Skater in Sochi (VIDEO)

First, Obama reached into his deep bag of awesome tricks and sent an airplane full of gay ambassadors to gay parachute onto the anti-gay Russian Olympics. Now Holland just threw the biggest gayest party ever for their openly gay speed skater who won the gold medal in the... read more

Russians Kick Off Anti-Gay Olympics By Getting Super Gay (VIDEO)

Video clip: NBC, all rights reserved Those tricky Russians didn't lose the Cold War 55-0 without having a serious bit of strategery on their side. After a long con about how they don't like the gays and they don't want the gays talking to kids and how Moscow does not... read more

Everybody's Going to Die at the Winter Olympics

My lack of humanity and black heart make me the last guy to play the role of alarmist, but I'm pretty sure that most everybody in Sochi is going to be wiped out by terrorists. First of all, it's in Russia. Russians laugh at the U.S. when we say we've got terrorism... read more