Sofia Vergara is on the cover of the May issue of GQ in Mexico (other articles: “Summertime Sombreros”, “A Car Without An Our Lady of Guadalupe Decal”, “Deodorant?”) and even though the photo shoot is actually just a Vanity Fair shoot from last year, they did replace this see-thru picture with a much much better one. Which I then sat here and clumsily x-rayed because I’m such a big winner.
Sofia Vergara is no Beyonce, who I feel perpetuates an unreasonable standard of beauty, but she does what she can with what she has and actually looks pretty good considering she’s 39. In fact she apparently looks so good that she got carded at a bar in New York, and then turned away because she didn’t have ID.
The New York Post says:
…she was refused entry to the Ava Lounge at the Dream Midtown hotel because she (couldn’t) prove she was over 21. She was stopped on her way into a party for Broadway show “Ghost the Musical” by a doorman who asked for ID. Vergara had none on her, and despite her powerful charms and pleas from her friends, who said, “You know who she is, right?” the doorman would not budge.
In honor of this story I dug up almost 70 pictures of Sofia and her huge tits back when she was still a model and really was about 21. Because pictures of girls with huge tits are pretty much my answer to everything.
Sofia Vergara was on set for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, wearing some see-through tights that showed off her fantastic ass. But for some reason they weren’t see-through from the front. Despite the 50 filters I tried on photoshop. It’s damn near 2012 and we still can’t see through a girls clothes?! For Christs sake, even Fred Flintstone had x-ray glasses, and his dog was a fucking dinosaur.
(image source = pacific coast)
Sofia Vergara filmed some scenes for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday in West Hollywood, and her dress showed off her tits so here are the pictures. Sarah Hyland was there too but I’m shunning her because she doesn’t have big tits like Sofia does. Hey, you wan’t to be ugly, fine, that’s how you’ll be treated.
(source = pacific coast)
‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara is in the new issue of Vanity Fair, and she’s so fantastically good looking it makes me wonder if she actually has a father or if she was conceived immaculately.
Sofia Vergara and David Beckham (image not available) spent a second day filming a Pepsi commercial on Venice Beach yesterday, and if I were Pepsi I’d fire this director immediately. Then kick him in the nuts and throw his car keys in the ocean. Why even hire her to go to the beach and then hide her tits in that stupid one piece. I’ve been more turned on during commercials for the Rascal.