Sofia Vergara Is Still Great At Instagram

By Travis June 27, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

The key to operating a good, entertaining Instagram account is balance. Take, for instance, Modern Family star Sofia Vergara, who just last week posted a picture of her perfectly-shaped, heavenly ass. This week, to make sure we weren’t bored, she posted some photos of her frolicking in her skimpy Kmart bikini top, thus completing the circle and keeping everything balanced.

Meanwhile, if Kmart was smart, every new commercial would just be Sofia doing random things, like bouncing on a trampoline or eating a banana or playfully experimenting with another woman in a hot tub. I’m willing to bet that might boost sales.

Sofia Vergara’s Ass Wants To Say Hi

By Travis June 18, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

If Sofia Vergara is famous for anything, in a specific order, it would be:

1) Her giant tits.
2) Still her giant tits.
3) Modern Family.
4) Her giant tits again.
5) Any other acting that she’s done.

But now it seems she wants to get her fantastic ass into the pic, as she had no problem doing just that on Saturday, when she Tweeted the above image.

I think it would be pretty cool if a sex tape with Sofia leaked, not because I’d want to see her naked or having sex, but because I’m really curious to know what her voice sounds like during sex. But then, yes, if she really wanted me to, I’d watch her have sex. I’d even pretend to enjoy it just so she wouldn’t feel bad.

Sofia Vergara Cleavage At The CFDA Awards

By Lex June 04, 2013 @ 10:09 AM

Sofia Vergara Cleavage At The CFDA Awards In New York

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INF, Splash, WENN

Sofia Vergara Was Always Sexy (VIDEO)

By Bill March 14, 2013 @ 2:03 PM









I always read these stories about how older married couples rediscover long since forgotten romantic photos of themselves and it reminds them of their young love. Just kidding. I don’t read. I saw that in a Cialis ad during a hockey game. But this seems like the kind of shit old married couples do when they’re not trying to poison each other for insurance payoffs.

And I can relate. Sometimes, I forget how much I want to bone Sofia Vergara until my dick falls off and God tells me I’m done. But then I see some sexy shit like Sofia’s 1998 calendar photoshoot and I remember how amazing the sex was on the honeymoon we never had. I just look at the restraining order from her attorneys and smile wistfully at the sunset like that dude in the Cialis ad who knows he’s about to do his 60-something wife something fierce.

(Yeah, I added the music. You hate it. Everybody hates everybody else’s music. Deal with it.)

Sofia Vergara doesnt hold a grudge

By brendon January 02, 2013 @ 7:29 PM

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Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend Nick Loeb seemed to be in a good mood as they walked around Miami yesterday, which is surprising because it was just a few hours after he (allegedly) got thrown out of a New Years Eve party for yelling at her and tearing her dress.

“Nick appeared to get really angry after Sofia took a picture with a stranger, and started screaming at her. Nick had to be pulled off Sofia by security. Her dress got torn in the melee. This happened right in front of everyone in the VIP section.”
“Four security guards grabbed Nick and threw him out of the back door of the club, with Sofia following behind.”

Oh terrific. So he was roughing her up in the middle of a crowded room, then they were both out back with no witnesses. Well thanks fellas this is much better. The girls of Miami must feel really safe with such conscientiousness security guards.

(image source = inf)

Sofia Vergara + lingerie = awesome

By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 3:07 PM

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I still feel like Sofia Vergara is incredibly underrated as an actress because not only is she really good on ‘Modern Family’, but she’s really funny too, and that’s exactly the kind of thing I would say to her in person while pretending not to stare at her tits.

(image source of vergara filming ‘fading gigolo’ in new york today = splash)