‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara is in the new issue of Vanity Fair, and she’s so fantastically good looking it makes me wonder if she actually has a father or if she was conceived immaculately.
Sofia Vergara and David Beckham (image not available) spent a second day filming a Pepsi commercial on Venice Beach yesterday, and if I were Pepsi I’d fire this director immediately. Then kick him in the nuts and throw his car keys in the ocean. Why even hire her to go to the beach and then hide her tits in that stupid one piece. I’ve been more turned on during commercials for the Rascal.
Sofia Vergara was changing into a low cut dress on the set of Modern Family yesterday, and when she got done you could kind of see her sexy lace bra and huge boobs. God I love them so much. I remember one time it looked like she had a see-thru dress on and you could see her boobs, but you couldn’t. It was devastating. I’m still not ready to talk about it. The days that followed were a very dark time in my life.
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The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last night of course, and from the film side it was telling that the Kings Speech, Colin Firth, Christian Bale and Natalie Portman all won (full winners list here), because most assume they’re a lock for Academy Awards as well.
From the TV side, the big winner was everyone out of Sofia Vergaras line of sight so they didn’t have to pretend as if they weren’t staring at her huge jugs.
Though, as a counterpoint, this really hot and really skinny girl I know said, “whatever. Who needs curves when you’ve got a tight pussy.” It was such intense sexual torture she might as well have just started wacking me in the nuts with a driver.
Sofia Vergara was at the Elle Women In Television event in West Hollywood last night, and OH MY GOD look at those tits. This is one of those girls who sets an unfair standard. I was talkin to a guy at the bus stop about this today, because I think it’s maybe why I can’t get an erection when I’m with a woman, but he just kept reading his magazine. Even though I don’t think there was anything in there about erections, so I’m not sure how it was gonna help.
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