tuesday morning headlines

By brendon July 13, 2010 @ 10:29 AM

MEL GIBSON - stars in the movie ‘The Beaver’, directed by Jodie Foster, which was supposed to be released in September. Now Foster and the studio don’t know what to do with it. I asked Gibson what he told Foster as far as an apology, and this (NSFW language) is what he told her, but that’s pretty much his answer to everything. (e online)

TRANSFORMERS 3 - is currently filming in Chicago, and new set pics reveal that there are now NASCAR Transformers too. Not for marketing purposes, just because it makes a lot of sense to hide as the most conspicuous cars on earth. (jalopnik)

PREDATORS - is getting tremendous reviews and positive word of mouth, but some fans are annoyed because this iconic shot from the trailer is not actually in the movie. In the movie, Adrien Brody is only hit by one Predator laser. Why would fans complain about this? Because their lives are fantastic. (io9)

OPIE - of the Opie and Anthony show broke the story that New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died today, according to his exclusive MLB sources. They were the first news outlet to report this, breaking the story on air around 8:30am, while CNN picked up the story almost 90 minutes later. After that they laughed at a dancing retarded girl, though CNN has yet to confirm that story. (twitter)

SOFIA VERGARA – had too many awesome bikini pictures yesterday to put in one post, so here are some more. Also continued from yesterday: my erection that’s hard enough to chop firewood. (splash news online)

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sofia vergara is in a bikini too

By brendon July 12, 2010 @ 4:31 PM

Ischia, Italy must be incredibly relaxing because Colombian supermodel and ‘Modern Family’ star Sofia Vergara was there over the weekend too, and just like Heather Graham she laid around with her legs splayed open. Of course Sofia looked better doing it because of her fantastically huge breasts that she almost never shows off anymore. If I ever had sex with her I would chop my penis off, dip it in gold and make a statue out of it.

(source = splash news online)

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sofia vergara was see-thru. apparently.

By brendon March 05, 2010 @ 7:23 PM

I guess I was so consumed by the sight of her amazing boobs that I never even considered that Sofia Vergaras dress from yesterday might have been see-thru. In my defense it’s just barely see thru, and the only people who find that kind of thing are lonely nerds with nothing better to do than scan dozens of pictures in desperate hopes of seeing what might be a pair of panties. And so that’s what I did. OMG you can totally see her panties!!!!

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im so happy right now

By brendon March 04, 2010 @ 12:28 PM

Sofia Vergara had some award or something for ‘Modern Family’ last night, and OH MY FUCKING GOD is she fantastic. She must be one of the worlds greatest athletes to walk around in high heels with those magnificent breasts outweighing the rest of her by a hundred pounds and bouncing up and down in front of her. Even getting out of bed must be a Herculean effort. She probably just has to roll onto the floor and then put her back against the wall and push with her legs with all her might to scooch her way up, like the Grinches dog when he had to push that sled with all the presents. Like that, except with me jackin off while it was happening.

(source = splash and inf and getty and wenn and fame)

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sofia vergara is mysterious, awesome

By brendon December 03, 2009 @ 6:00 PM

Sofia Vergara of the ABC show ‘Modern Family’ was poolside this morning in Miami, and even though you can kind of see her amazing tits in these pictures, this moment is still bittersweet.

Her body is amazing. And she used to wear dresses like this. And bikinis like this. And do patronizing modeling like this because perverts I mean fancy gentleman like myself get turned on by the Latin maid thing. But then she dated Tom Cruise a few times in 2005, two months before he met Katie Holmes, and I don’t know what that fuckin weirdo did to her but she’s been wrapped up ever since. It’s as if she never wants to be alone with a man again.

So if you see that jackass today, kick him right in the nuts. Tell him Justice sent you.

(source = splash news online)

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monday night headlines

By brendon March 23, 2009 @ 5:33 PM

DAVID LETTERMAN – “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko." Dave has dated Regina since 1986, and they had a son together in 2003. And that son … was high school football phenom Rueben Randle. Wait that can’t be right. (source = us)

CHRIS BROWN – "It's really hard for him to focus right now on his music", says Tyreese. "Entertainers, we have to grow up on stage with a lot of people looking at us … people forget that he's only 19." It's true. 19 is tough. I put on black eyeliner and wrote poems about sorrow, Chris punches girls in the face while they’re captive in his car. It's part of growing up. (source = people)

MEGAN FOX – today's “Megan Fox is single” story says she moved into a hotel this weekend. Of course at this point I'm out of Megan Fox pictures. But word on the street is that Sofia Vergara, Columbian supermodel and Tom Cruises' target before Katie Holmes, went to the gym this weekend. Oh my god look there she is! (source = e! online and fame)