By Lex November 17, 2014 @ 9:12 AM
Solange Knowles finally married the much older music video director she’s been dating for several years. The couple threw an intricately planned New Orleans wedding that involved everything from a pantomimed re-creation of the levees breaking during Katrina to 50,000 local school children being bused to the Super Dome to serenade Solange with some of her more famous songs that nobody’s ever heard. It’s nice to see Solange finally getting out of the shadow of her more popular and talented and better looking sister. Solange and her tits seemed particularly pleased to be the center of attention for something other than her hair falling out in two fisted clumps or beating up Jay Z in an elevator. Every girl deserves to be a princess on their wedding day. There’s plenty of time for punches and shrill recriminations after the guests have gone home.
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By Travis May 15, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Unless someone involved comes forward and explains what happened in this now infamous elevator footage from a Met Gala after party at the Standard Hotel, we’ll simply never know the truth about why Solange Knowles attacked Jay Z. But the good news is that we don’t need to know anything else, because the hotel has finally determined who sold the elevator surveillance footage in the first place, and that employee has been fired with extreme prejudice, according to the Daily Mail. So let this be a lesson to all of you opportunistic employees out there who think you can make a quick buck off of your company’s confidential video that reveals celebrities beating the shit out each other. Yes, TMZ will pay you $250,000 for that video that you obtained illegally, but you will be fired. And then what are you left with? A quarter of a million dollars and a new job that you’ll probably find a in a few weeks. Justice is served.
By Travis May 13, 2014 @ 1:00 PM
The reason for Solange Knowles’ attempted elevator massacre of Jay Z is becoming a little bit clearer as more and more pieces are put into place and new rumors are made up to provide juicier headlines. For starters, Solange has deleted all but one photo of her and her sister, Beyonce, from her Instagram account, which means that this is a family affair and the likelihood of Jay Z’s wife taking his side over her own blood is greater than ever. Why did she leave that one photo, though? Was it a reminder of better times or does the specific photo serve as a warning that something more sinister is coming? I can almost feel the tell-all book that nobody will read being printed by the publishers right now.
At the same time, the Daily Mail claims that Solange finally blew up because Jay Z has never come through on his promise to make her a star. That’s a pretty valid scenario, but if that was really the case, then Beyonce probably would have been butchered by her old Destiny’s Child partners years ago. You remember that one girl and what’s her name, right? Those girls should be way angrier.
By Travis May 13, 2014 @ 9:00 AM
Now that the elevator surveillance footage dust has settled, everybody who doesn’t have anything more important to worry about wants to know why the hell Solange Knowles tried to beat the shit out of Jay Z at a Met Gala after party. Is it because he cheated on Beyonce with someone younger who doesn’t look like she hasn’t taken a shit in five years? Did he promise to make her a bigger star and then fail to come through when he finally realized that nobody cared about her until she attacked him? Or is it because of someone who is friends with Kim Kardashian? Yes, it’s that last one, because she is the Sun and Earth merely revolves around her. Us Weekly claims that Solange got into it with designer Rachel Roy earlier in the after party, and she might have even been yelling at an entire group of people that Rachel was a part of. Based on that rumor, it’s safe to assume that Solange was mad that nobody would pay one of their bodyguards to sink her in the East River, and then she finally remembered who her brother-in-law is. Problem solved!
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By Travis May 12, 2014 @ 1:00 PM
It’s hard to tell what is going on in this elevator surveillance video footage and who is involved, but TMZ claims that it shows Beyonce’s sister, Solange Knowles, trying to beat the shit out of Jay Z. The scrap reportedly took place during a Met Gala after party in New York City, but it isn’t known what might have caused Solange to try to murder the father of her niece like this. It’s fun to think that she lost her shit because he kept holding his finger right next to her eye while saying, “I’m not touching you” over and over. If that was the reason, then he kind of deserved to be slapped by the insane and far less talented and successful sister of his wife.