THIS IS GONNA LAST FOREVER

Page Six says that rapper/comic (wait, what?) Nick Cannon (Nick Cawho?) may have married his girlfriend of three-weeks, Victorias Secret model Selita Ebanks (umm…) last weekend in Las Vegas (okay, that one I know). At least that’s the rumor, but sources close to the couple I've never heard of say its probably just a rumor:"That sounds unlikely." A pal of Ebanks laughed, "She just spent Valentine's Day with another guy...

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BROOKE BURKE IS SHOWING

Everyone agrees that pregnant chicks are creepy, but Brooke Burke still looks fantastic. Maybe it's because she's only 4 months pregnant or maybe it's because Brooke Burke looks like Brooke Burke. Either way, this is bad news for her fiancé David Charvet, because if I remember Mayan history right, and I'm pretty sure I do, if I eat the heart of my enemy, I gain their powers. [gallery ids="1050,1051,1052,1055"]

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