JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is “full of shit”, in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let’s see someone blab that you’re dating that fug bitch and see how you like it. (tumblr, huff post)
JEREMY RENNER - has won the lead opposite Tom Cruise in ‘Mission: Impossible 4′, directed by Brad Bird, which will begin production in the fall and film in the U.S., Vancouver, Prague and Dubai. Cruise is expected to star in ‘M:I 5′ as well, but after that the franchise may be handed over to Renner. Actually you can bank on it, because if there’s one thing Hollywood is good at, it’s making long range plans and sticking to it. (deadline)
MATT DAMON - was back today filming scenes for the new season of ‘30 Rock’ (which finally got good last year) and Sherri Shepherd posted a picture of them with Tracy Morgan. Damon plays a pilot who dates Tina Fey, while Shepherd plays the last thing a pound of bacon ever sees. (twitpic)
SOPHIE MONK - is in Hawaii in a bikini, which is more than enough to make the page on a day this incredibly slow. Seriously did you see that Matt Damon story? WTF was that all about? (pacific coast)
If a bikini is a two piece swimsuit with a top half that covers a girls breasts so people can’t see them, then this uses the word “bikini” in the loosest possible sense. It’s like it’s made of construction paper. I can practically taste her breasts.
MILEY CYRUS - shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl claims she lives in a country where this sort of thing is not illegal. “This sort of thing” of course meaning, “dangerous insanity”. (popcrunch)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is on the verge of death, this time according to her mom. Actually that should say, “according to her mom, according to her dad”. He says he has tapes of Dina Lohan admitting that Lindsays drug addiction will kill her sooner than later. I hope it’s sooner. This shit is really getting tedious. And I’m fit as a fiddle so what do I care? (ny daily news)
CURRENT SONG = the leak of the new 50 Cent track with Eminem. If I knew any black people, I would go, “Damn that shit is tight.” And then they would think I was real cool. (download it on mediafire)
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM - is in trouble because of Sundays episode which featured Larry David accidentally getting urine on a picture of Jesus. “I don’t think it’s funny,” said InsideCatholic.com publisher Deal Hudson. I’m surprised Hudson feels this way. I would think a guy like that would love a good joke. I bet he just laughs all day long. (e online)
SOPHIE MONK - was caught by the paparazzi as she walked around in a slutty costume yesterday. When asked if she was on her way to a Halloween party, she said, “What’s Halloween?” (pacific coast)
Today is boring, so it’s a good thing that mostly naked Aussie girls never go out of style. In this case, Sophie Monk, “surfing” outside LA yesterday. She’s not really surfing of course, just using the surfboard as a prop to pose for the paparazzi. But that’s ok, for I believe that women have to right to live their lives any way they like, especially if what they like is to be an attention starved hussy who runs around in bikinis. She could swing around in the tire at a monkey house for all I care, as long as there’s a solid chance her tits might fall out of her top, I’m here to support you.
Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk isn’t really known for anything in particular, and I really hope she doesn’t think that just flashing her breasts is gonna be enough to make her popular. And by that I mean, I’d very much like to see her vagina as well. Stop being so stuck up. Look, do you wanna be famous or not?
(pics 1, 2, 7 and 8 are all nsfw. hq jump here. source = fame)
Sophie Monk is staying at a friend’s beach house this week, and yesterday she pranced around in a bikini for a little while. She’s hot but it’s not the same when you cant hear that sexy-as-fuck Australian accent. Also, all she did was kind of stand around. That’s why there’s only 12 pictures. The other photographers all died of boredom.
(hq jump here. source = pacific coast news)
