MILEY CYRUS - shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl claims she lives in a country where this sort of thing is not illegal. “This sort of thing” of course meaning, “dangerous insanity”. (popcrunch)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is on the verge of death, this time according to her mom. Actually that should say, “according to her mom, according to her dad”. He says he has tapes of Dina Lohan admitting that Lindsays drug addiction will kill her sooner than later. I hope it’s sooner. This shit is really getting tedious. And I’m fit as a fiddle so what do I care? (ny daily news)
CURRENT SONG = the leak of the new 50 Cent track with Eminem. If I knew any black people, I would go, “Damn that shit is tight.” And then they would think I was real cool. (download it on mediafire)
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM - is in trouble because of Sundays episode which featured Larry David accidentally getting urine on a picture of Jesus. “I don’t think it’s funny,” said InsideCatholic.com publisher Deal Hudson. I’m surprised Hudson feels this way. I would think a guy like that would love a good joke. I bet he just laughs all day long. (e online)
SOPHIE MONK - was caught by the paparazzi as she walked around in a slutty costume yesterday. When asked if she was on her way to a Halloween party, she said, “What’s Halloween?” (pacific coast)
Today is boring, so it’s a good thing that mostly naked Aussie girls never go out of style. In this case, Sophie Monk, “surfing” outside LA yesterday. She’s not really surfing of course, just using the surfboard as a prop to pose for the paparazzi. But that’s ok, for I believe that women have to right to live their lives any way they like, especially if what they like is to be an attention starved hussy who runs around in bikinis. She could swing around in the tire at a monkey house for all I care, as long as there’s a solid chance her tits might fall out of her top, I’m here to support you.
Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk isn’t really known for anything in particular, and I really hope she doesn’t think that just flashing her breasts is gonna be enough to make her popular. And by that I mean, I’d very much like to see her vagina as well. Stop being so stuck up. Look, do you wanna be famous or not?
(pics 1, 2, 7 and 8 are all nsfw. hq jump here. source = fame)
Sophie Monk is staying at a friend’s beach house this week, and yesterday she pranced around in a bikini for a little while. She’s hot but it’s not the same when you cant hear that sexy-as-fuck Australian accent. Also, all she did was kind of stand around. That’s why there’s only 12 pictures. The other photographers all died of boredom.
(hq jump here. source = pacific coast news)
Sophie Monk is that Aussie singer whose good looks have carried her from the bottom of Hollywood to the somewhat higher bottom. And I guess she likes it there because she did some bikini modeling this weekend in LA and covered up in the only picture where she took her top off. Seems awfully full of herself for someone who had sex with Benji Madden. If I were a girl I’d sleep with someone who wet the bed and had a penis made of wood before I did it with that poser jackoff.
(hq jump here. source = fame)
I don’t know what sexual predator designed Sophie Monks bikini, but god bless them, because that thing doesn’t even begin to cover anything once it gets wet. She might as well wear a bikini made out of sugar or optimism.
