In 2004, when Jennifer Lopez made a guest appearance on ‘Will and Grace’, the show had to hire 75 assistants just for her, including an eyebrow specialist and someone whose job was to hold her coat (source). And that was to tape 5 minutes on a sitcom. A few weeks ago, she agreed to be a judge on ‘American Idol’, which is often 2 hours long and live.
Well, prepare for the shock of a lifetime, but when it came time to negotiate her ‘Idol’ contract, Lopez was being an unreasonable bitch. People says…
The singer-actress had been closing a deal to be a permanent judge on the show for its upcoming 10th season but the deal fell apart.
“Her demands got out of hand,” says the source. “Fox had just had enough.”
Oh thank god. No one likes this mean bitch. The media tells us people like her but it’s a lie. Anyone can tell people anything they want. For example: I’m a top secret rocket ship pilot, and I invented the panda bear. See. Just saying things is actually pretty damn easy.
(NOTE - everyone knows what Jennifer Lopez looks like, and no one likes it. Luckily UK model Sophie Reade strapped down her huge breasts and went jogging yesterday, so instead of JLo, there’s 50 pictures of Sophie, about 30 of which are her topless in magazines like Nuts.)
MICHAEL VICK - will have a reality show on BET to chronicle his life since being released from prison. It will be “serious and somber” and “revisit the Virginia property where he ran and financed a dogfighting ring.” This show sounds fun. I like shows where, after they’re over, I sit in my bath tub hugging my knees and crying. (la times)
DINA LOHAN - has a new line of shoes, called Shoe-Han. “Lo” and “shoe” don’t rhyme of course, but when you have a name people associate with drunken whores and hastily thrown together money grabs, you’d be wise to mention it on your product. (page six)
TINA FEY - will bring back her Salin Palin impression now that Palin has written a book, giving Fey all new material to not be funny with. (ny daily news)
SOPHIE READE - won Big Brother 10 in the UK, and yesterday hosted the opening of a new Ann Summers store. I don’t know what this is, but considering she’s in a bra strong enough to contain her massive tits, I assume Anne Summers is some kind of weapons grade lingerie store. (21 more here. hq jump here. source = getty and wenn)
BATMAN 3 - Gary Oldham told fans at Comic-Con today that Batman 3 starts shooting next year. No one knows what the storyline might be, but I bet a Batman movie where Megan Fox gives a series of blowjobs would be pretty popular. (source = e! online)
MICHAEL JACKSON - A friend of mine who is the lead on a show on CBS told me a few weeks ago that Michael Jackson literally had no nose. Just a hole in his face and he wore a fake one. That has been rumored for a while but CBS Star said it was 100 percent true. Now the New York Post says the same, and that his fake one is missing. Let the “maybe it came off in a little boys ass” jokes begin! (source = ny post)
SOPHIE READE - the 20-year-old star of Big Brother 10 with the 30FF chest has gone topless once again for a photoshoot. Between her, Lucy Pinder, Kelly Brook, Eve Wyrwal, Keeley Hazell and a hundred others, the peer pressure for girls in the UK must be unrelenting. If you have C’s you’re legally considered a boy. (NSFW pics start here)
