Sophie Simmons Inspires

Just like her dad made it okay to be an indignant asshole, Sophie Simmons is hoping her plus sized modeling will let women feel okay about being a buck sixty and strapping into kinky lingerie. I'm just glad she found a purpose larger than herself. Sophie recently lost ten pounds and her chronic vagina rash by giving up tuna and pecans. If tuna and pecans are not a substantial part of your diet because you don't live...read more

Sophie Simmons Nips Dissing Old Glory

Good news. Gene Simmons daughter will not be arrested for taking the U.S. flag underwater for an important wet t-shirt photo shoot . U.S. Code has advisory rules about doing such messed-up shit, but there's no criminal repercussions behind the code since the courts agreed shitting on the flag is an expression of free speech. Also, many legal experts believe that when sea anemone sized nipples and self-promotion are...read more

Sophie Simmons In A Bikini

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Sophie Simmons In a Bikini

Sophie Simmons is growing up big. Fast, I meant to say fast, fuck. Now Gene Simmons is going to Krav Maga the shit out of my neck. As long as I'm going down, I might as well point out that his daughter has a sweet mons. Fuck. Hammerfist. Photo Credit: Splashread more