Sophie Simmons Nips Dissing Old Glory

By Lex August 01, 2014 @ 10:47 AM

Sophie Simmons In A Wet Tee Shirt For A Photo Shoot By Aleks Kocev
Good news. Gene Simmons daughter will not be arrested for taking the U.S. flag underwater for an important wet t-shirt photo shoot . U.S. Code has advisory rules about doing such messed-up shit, but there’s no criminal repercussions behind the code since the courts agreed shitting on the flag is an expression of free speech. Also, many legal experts believe that when sea anemone sized nipples and self-promotion are involved, the Constitution provides even more protection because our Founders probably loved tits as much as we do.

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Sophie Simmons In A Bikini

By Lex September 23, 2013 @ 10:47 AM

Sophie Simmons Goes For A Swim In A Bikini At The Beach In Hawaii

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Sophie Simmons In a Bikini

By Lex September 20, 2013 @ 2:52 PM

Sophie Simmons is growing up big. Fast, I meant to say fast, fuck. Now Gene Simmons is going to Krav Maga the shit out of my neck. As long as I’m going down, I might as well point out that his daughter has a sweet mons. Fuck. Hammerfist.

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