‘South Park’ creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have said that one huge advantage animation has over live action is that you can get things done much faster. It lets them be more topical. Like last nights episode about Kenny and Cartman going to a foster home when they did about a dozen Penn State jokes. So I made that video above with a few of them. I didn’t do every little one I saw though. What am I, a defensive coordinator for Penn State?
Hopefully Maria Shriver didn’t sit down last night to relax and watch some TV, assuming that, as long as she avoided the news, she wouldn’t have to hear anymore about her husband and his serial killer-like penis. Because Matt and Trey will sometimes turn in episodes of ‘South Park’ just hours before they air, and watching Butters mistake her for Skeletor is probably not gonna help her bruised ego any.
MILEY CYRUS – showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube)
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE – created ‘South Park’ of course, and if you don’t know they have a new play on Broadway called ‘The Book of Mormon’, and today it received 14 Tony nominations, the most of any play. It could be the best thing I have no intention of ever seeing. (popeater)
THE NEXT JAMES BOND MOVIE – will receive $45 million for product-placement, more than twice as much as the previous record holder (Lexus, Bulgari and American Express paid $20M to be in ‘Minority Report’). So expect dialogue like: “They’re right behind us James!” “Not for long, thanks to the smooth responsive handling of the all new BMW 5, whose standard rear view camera makes escaping a breeze.” (the australian)
KAT DENNINGS – is in ‘Thor’, and last night she was at the premiere at the El Capitan in L.A. Did you know her name, Kat, is short for Katherine? That is so neat and clever I thought I’d put some of her pictures up. And also because she has huge jugs. (getty)
JWOWW – has turned down a $400,000 offer to pose naked for Playboy. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future. There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.” That money is gonna look pretty good a year from now when she’s strapped to a spinning wheel of wood while someone throws knives at her. (huff post)
DIANNA AGRON – of ‘Glee’ posted about their sexy GQ photo shoot. “If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?”
I have a message for concerned parents too: I don’t give a fuck about your stupid kid. You had it, you raise it. Dianna can bake the little bastards into a pie for all I care. (tumblr)
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER – but only if you’re a hot, slutty girl. Or a regular, slutty girl who can keep a secret. (twitter)
Back in April, ‘South Park’ aired a 2 part episode about the Muslim prophet Muhammad, and since that religion is filled with dirty savages whose answer to everything is murder, they threatened to murder Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of ‘South Park’.
Luckily nothing ever happened, but not for lack of enthusiasm. Yesterday, a man in Virginia pleaded guilty to aiding an Islamic terrorist organization and “admitted that he encouraged attacks” on Matt and Trey. The Washington Examiner says…
(Zachary A. Chesser) pleaded guilty Wednesday to aiding the Somali terrorist organization al-Shabaab … to providing material support to a terrorist organization, communicating threats and soliciting crimes of violence.
Chesser admitted that he encouraged attacks on the creators of the television show “South Park” for mocking the prophet Muhammad on their show.
He will be sentenced Feb. 25 and faces up to 30 years in prison.
To be fair to Muslims, Chesser is just some 20-year-old, dumb ass white kid, who for some reason thinks he’s an Islamic terrorist now. I’m guessing he was a real devil with the ladies in high school.
In a way, Matt and Trey should be flattered. This whole drama was a reminder that ‘South Park’ is maybe the best thing ever on television, unless you count the time I put my penis on one. “That’s quite a dick you have there,” everyone agreed, as I stood with my hands on my hips, nodding proudly.
You’ll never see ‘South Park’ win an Emmy for “Best Comedy”, because shows like ‘Two and a Half Men’ can still be edgy and hilarious without resorting to a bunch of potty language, but last nights episode about Snooki and New Jersey is all anyone is talking about today. Even Snooki, who went on her twitter just after the show and wrote…
“snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we’ve officially made it. goodnite my bitches.”
God dammit. Apparently South Park Snooki was so over the top that Real Snooki didn’t even care. I mean c’mon, the first time they even have her put her drink down before she humps some total stranger. Bullshit mistakes like that take me right out of the story. I was watchin it and I was all like, “oh whatever, this is so fake.”
(the video in the headline is all of Snookis scenes, or you can watch the entire episode on South Parks website.)