MATT AND TREY - say Comedy Central removed a speech about “intimidation and fear” from last nights episode after some dim witted muslims threatened to kill them. The group says South Park insulted their prophet by depicting him in a bear costume. To make matters worse, now a bear group is threatening to eat Matt and Trey for depicting one of them as one of those dirty islam idiots. (yahoo)
SANDRA BULLOCK - reportedly would have stayed with Jesse James if his cheating had not gone public and had been dealt with privately. Or also had he not banged tons of whores. That would have helped out too. (us.com)
DINA LOHAN - says Michael Lohan is the real problem in this whole Lindsay and Ali incident. She says Michael is crazy, and apparently Lindsay and Ali are doing great. Now I’d like you to open the envelope I gave you earlier today. You’ll see it says exactly that, predicted hours before Dina said anything. I must be some kind of gifted psychic. (radar)
PEOPLE WHO READ TYLER - run a website about legalizing weed and they want to be on ‘Attack of the Show’ to talk about it. So go over here because I guess that helps in some way. If you do it you get to click some buttons. If you don’t, you’ll miss out on all that hot clicking action! (htgb)
ZAHIA DEHAR - is that teenage prostitute in France who slept with a bunch of soccer players. And who turned 18 less than 2 months ago. That’s her below when she was 17. And perhaps 16. She would travel the world, making upwards of 20 grand a month. In a related story, one time when I was 16, I found a dollar and used it to buy a soft taco. I’m a winner! (mirror)
Last night was part 2 of South Parks 200th episode, the one that got them death threats from some pussy Islamic savages. Luckily Matt and Trey don’t care if their goofy cartoon show offends anyone, and they don’t cave to threats. Unfortunately…
Comedy Central suits have admitted to censoring last night’s South Park after the show’s brain trust was subjected to veiled jihadist threats for the show’s depiction of the prophet Muhammad.
A notice posted at SouthParkStudios.com, where Parker and Stone would normally stream the latest episode, explained the situation:
“After we delivered the show, and prior to broadcast, Comedy Central placed numerous additional audio bleeps throughout the episode. We do not have network approval to stream our original version of the show. We will bring you a version of 201 as soon as we can.”
I really admire the way Comedy Central instantly surrendered at the first hint of danger. The rumor is that the headquarters all have executive changing stations in case the people who run the network soil their diaper whenever a bumble bee chases them or the phone rings unexpectedly.
NOTE - in case you didn’t see last nights episode, what comedy central bleeped out were the words “prophet muhammad”. So, you can’t even say the word Muhammad on comedy central because so many islamic people are stone age savages.
These fuckin savages even posted where Matt and Trey live. Seriously? Is anyone gonna fight back against these animals? Tell them to go fuck themselves? Wait. Sorry. Let’s back up a little. Fox News says…
A radical Islamic website is warning the creators of “South Park” that they could face violent retribution for depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit during an episode broadcast on Comedy Central last week.
RevolutionMuslim.com posted the warning following the 200th episode of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “South Park,” which included a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad disguised in a bear suit. The Web posting also included a graphic photo of Theo van Gogh, a Dutch filmmaker who was murdered in 2004 after making a documentary on violence against Muslim women.
“We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show,” the posting reads. “This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them.”
Reaching by phone early Tuesday, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, the author of the post, said he wrote the entry to “raise awareness.” He said the grisly photograph of van Gogh was meant to “explain the severity” of what Parker and Stone did by mocking Muhammad.
“It’s not a threat, but it really is a likely outcome,” al Amrikee said, referring to the possibility that Parker and Stone could be murdered for mocking Muhammad.
Matt and Trey are heroes, with more artistic integrity than the rest of Hollywood combined. They created a cartoon filled with juvenile jokes. They have opinions, and they express them with the help of dumb, goofy jokes. If you don’t like it, great, terrific, good for you. May you live a long and blessed life. But I don’t give a shit if South Park offends you. Matt and Trey don’t give a shit. Go watch something else and shut your mouth. I’d love to see these savages do something in this country. I dare you. I double dog dare you. I’m not scared. I’m not hiding. My name is Spencer Pratt. I live in Beverly Hills. Come get me tough guy.
The last we saw Chastity Bono, it was using the name Rick Cartman to host the Sexy Action News Team (side-by-side). But last night it made an appearance at the Outfest Film Festival, and I would make fun of it some more, but it has a skinny girlfriend with long hair, and I don’t have any girlfriend at all, so who’s laughing now.
Not my penis, I can promise you that.
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While being held prisoner during his trial for genocide, Saddam Hussein is forced to repeatedly watch himself as the Devil's gay lover in the South Park movie. It may be the first time Hussein has ever seen his cartoon counterpart, since he banned the movie in Iraq for betraying him as a homosexual. South Park creator Matt Stone says:
"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet that made him really happy."
I'm not sure how this is some sort of punishment, since everyone knows that people from that part of the world love a good joke. They love to joke around and have fun, those people. A glass of scotch and a hearty laugh is what I picture when I think of them.
