Jamie Foxx wants to be the Spider-Man 2 villian

Jamie Foxx is sort of an asshole, but then again so am I and no even likes me. I'm annoying and that's without anyone kissing my ass 24 hours a day. But, anyway, the point is that Variety says Sony is in talks with Foxx to play the villain in the sequel to 'the Amazing Spider-Man', and he sorta confirmed that on twitter today when he said he dressed up like Electro last night. Hopefully he's serious, and it was the ...read more

Spider-Man less amazing now than the first 3 times

'The Amazing Spider-Man' easily won the weekend box office (it helps to open Monday at midnight and have a 6-day opening "weekend") earning $75 million in it's first 3 days ($140M total), making it a huge success by any standard. Unless your standard is the other Spider-Man movies, from the trilogy that ended just 5 years ago, because 'Spider-Man' earned $115 million in it's first 3 days. 'Spider-Man 2' made $130...read more

the new 'Amazing Spider-Man' trailer is here

At first the new Spider-Man reboot seemed like a dumb idea because it was gonna tell the origin story, exactly like the Spider-Man movie we already saw a few years ago, but this new one has promised "the untold story", a today the new trailer clears a few things up. In the first movie, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a...read more

Sony is deceptive

There's a line where clever marketing becomes outright lying, and Sony ran right past it with their ‘Amazing Spider-Man' poster. It's insulting enough that they're remaking the number 1 movie of 2002, but now they're acting like they're not. A few details got changed but it's still the same story. That goes for Sony and for the prosecutor in my date rape case, who acts like I should be able to remember where every...read more

the Spider-Man trailer is officially online

Some dickhead bloggers already ruined the surprise, but the teaser trailer for the Spider-Man reboot is officially online today, and while I still don't understand why we have to once again sit through the origin story that everyone already knows (*), seeing the final 30 seconds, when it kicks into POV mode, in full screen 1080, it already looks better than anything in the previous 3 movies. Then again, those movies...read more

the Spiderman teaser is kind of badass

Hopefully this isn't one of those trailers that studios made exclusively for the big San Diego Comic-Con, which starts tomorrow night, because the teaser for Sony's Spiderman reboot is pretty god damn cool. Actually it's boring and repetitive and monotonous because we've already seen this stupid origin story, and this is a leaked bootleg copy so the quality is horrible, BUT THEN it gets pretty god damn cool when it...read more

Spiderman seems different

I'm not entirely sure I'm comfortable with the direction they're taking this Spiderman reboot. (image source = flynet)read more

first look at Andrew Garfield as Spider Man

Sony has released a picture (full size here) of Andrew Garfield as the new Peter Parker in the reboot of Spider-Man (which should be done filming in a few weeks but doesn't come out until July 3rd, 2012), and apparently part of the storys re-imagining is to have him truly not give a fuck if anyone knows his secret identity. The movie might as well just be called Peter Parker. Christ, does it have his name on the back...read more

Emma Stone looks worse in Spider Man

Emma Stone has naturally glorious red hair, and no girl with red hair should ever ever dye their hair blond because white girls with blond hair are boring, but she had to for Spider Man 4 or Spider Man 1 or whatever the hell they're calling it, which began filming yesterday in LA. Because she's playing Gwen Stacy, who has blond hair. And if someone just said, "Oh hi Gwen Stacy", while looking directly at Emma Stone...read more

friday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - could be tried as a terrorist because of the threats he made against his girlfriend. It's good news for Mel, since our pussy government refuses to ever take the gloves off and deal with terrorists. (fox news) CHRISTINA MCLARTY - is an entertainment reporter in LA (kcal 9) and apparent daredevil bc yesterday she got engaged to Joe Francis. He's the piece of shit who owns 'Girls Gone Wild' of course. His...read more

afternoon headlines

NBC - doesn't mind paying Conan O'Brien and his staff between 30 and 40 million as severance because it feels it can make 40M in profit the first year Leno comes back. This despite the fact that Lenos numbers dropped every year since 2005, and NBC only made 25M during his final year as host. It's progressive thinking like this that guided them to a 600M loss this year. That should turn around soon though. In fact just...read more

BOOTLEG SPIDERMAN 3 WITH VENOM!

The super secret third trailer for "Spiderman 3" leaked online yesterday, even though it wasn’t supposed to see the light of day until February 17th, when it was to be released in front of "Ghost Rider". The vid up top is the copy that hit yesterday (also on google here). The good news is it has the very first look at Venom. The bad news is that the cgi is unfinished and Sony will almost definitely have it ripped down...read more