Serena Williams Mouthwatering

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's inspiring when a high school gets together and nominates the girl with Down Syndrome to be the prom queen. Prom queen is an idiotic title without any depth of meaning beyond the girl most people want to hate... READ MORE

Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Reunited

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shamelessly frame this as a bold faced promo. Fifty-one weeks a year it's okay to mock Sports Illustrated for lacking sports and focusing entirely on illustrated. A simple name change to Airbrushed Titties in Paradise would solve the truth... READ MORE

SI Now Porn, Finally

January 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It took a while for Sports Illustrated to fully convert from exclusive Muhammed Ali cover stories to foreign lingerie models barely covered in Costa Rican hooker thongs, but the eagle had landed.