By Lex November 05, 2013 @ 2:35 PM
George Clooney doesn’t just leave chicks. He leaves them empty. Without the Clooney essential bodily fluids, all the girls become Charlie in Flowers for Algernon after the surgery wears off. It’s great to see Stacy Keibler still trying to beat the mouse in the maze. Showing off your boobs doesn’t hurt. She’s even got a show on Lifetime about supermarket shopping that you’ve never ever heard about. That’s a thing. So, for now, let’s pretend along with Stacy that this doesn’t end with Stacy looking like a disfigured Renee Zellweger on the grounded end of a partner-less seesaw.
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By Travis November 05, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
When George Clooney broke up with model Elisabetta Canalis in 2011, she rebounded by dating Jackass star Steve-O for several months and that, more than anything, revealed just how hard a girl can hit rock bottom, when the only thing that can mend her broken heart is a guy who staples shit to his ass cheeks. George’s latest ex, Stacy Keibler, wants us to know she’s not going to follow Elisabetta’s lead, as she is still attending C-list events like the ACE Awards, which took place last night in New York City, and posing for photos with random people whose names we sort of recognized. Not pictured, though, is Stacy’s new boyfriend, Jared Pobre, but I’m sure that he was just busy performing his duties as a seat filler.
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By Travis October 16, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Stacy Keibler thought that she was going to be the woman who made George Clooney settle down, get married and have kids, and that’s probably why he eventually dumped her like all of the rest of the younger models that he’s dated. Naturally, she wants us all to know that life post-Clooney is even better than it was before, as she posted this picture of her and her new boyfriend, Jared Pobre, on the tail end of the weeklong James Bond-themed birthday party that he threw for her from Paris to Las Vegas.
More importantly, Stacy is 34-years old. These “birthday week” celebrations aren’t cute when binge-drinking girls have them in college as a way to get drunk for free, and they’re not cute when a mid-30s C-list toilet paper spokeswoman has them either. No one’s birthday is so important that it deserves an entire week, so cut this shit out, Stacy.
Photo Credit: Stacy Keibler’s Instagram
By Travis October 01, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
According to this photo that Stacy Keibler posted to her Instagram yesterday, she is now dating this gentleman named Jared Pobre, or as everyone who doesn’t know who he is will forever call him: Not George Clooney. But then, that’s the problem with dating someone who just broke up with one of the most popular actors in the world, because unless you’re ready to cure cancer or whip out the world’s biggest cock to prove that you’re on par, you’re always going to be Not George Clooney. The only exception is when Elisabetta Canalis dated Steve-O, because then people referred to him as “Really? That fucking guy?”
By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 1:41 PM
Stacy Keibler claims to be having a life changing experience at Burning Man. You know it’s life changing since she’s sharing sexy photos of herself at Burning Man on her Instagram. So, her old life, only on ecstasy.
For those not familiar with Burning Man, it’s the annual labor day weekend festival dedicated to fat hairy men free balling it in the hot winds of the Nevada desert until their nuts burn. Some ladies also go, believing they will discover enlightenment and relief from monthly cramping. But mostly the whole place just smells like a lesbian sweat lodge during French exchange week.
Photo Credit: Stacy Keibler/Instagram
By Travis July 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Stacy Keibler was a guest on Good Morning America Tuesday, in the wake of George Clooney adding her name to his list of ridiculously hot ex-girlfriends. During a segment in which she wore a blindfold and put random things in her mouth – thanks for the call, GMA – Stacy accidentally let loose a little morning television “shit” bomb, for which she quickly apologized.
She also claimed that the reason she and George split wasn’t because she was pushing him to get married, which just further fuels my belief that she wasn’t willing to have an orgy with every Victoria’s Secret model. You have to give to get, Stacy.