By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 1:41 PM
Stacy Keibler claims to be having a life changing experience at Burning Man. You know it’s life changing since she’s sharing sexy photos of herself at Burning Man on her Instagram. So, her old life, only on ecstasy.
For those not familiar with Burning Man, it’s the annual labor day weekend festival dedicated to fat hairy men free balling it in the hot winds of the Nevada desert until their nuts burn. Some ladies also go, believing they will discover enlightenment and relief from monthly cramping. But mostly the whole place just smells like a lesbian sweat lodge during French exchange week.
Photo Credit: Stacy Keibler/Instagram
By Travis July 18, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Stacy Keibler was a guest on Good Morning America Tuesday, in the wake of George Clooney adding her name to his list of ridiculously hot ex-girlfriends. During a segment in which she wore a blindfold and put random things in her mouth – thanks for the call, GMA – Stacy accidentally let loose a little morning television “shit” bomb, for which she quickly apologized.
She also claimed that the reason she and George split wasn’t because she was pushing him to get married, which just further fuels my belief that she wasn’t willing to have an orgy with every Victoria’s Secret model. You have to give to get, Stacy.
By Travis July 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
For the past two years, former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler thought that she could be the girl who could finally make George Clooney settle down and become a husband and father after roughly two decades of sticking his dick in everything from Los Angeles to Laos. Of course, she was probably wrong, as the Mirror reported yesterday that George and Stacy spent the 4th of July apart, and he is “quietly backing away from the relationship.” Translated: he’s knuckle deep in a fresh 18-year old.
But Stacy doesn’t seem to be too upset, because she posted a photo to her Instagram account of her and an unknown man. If I had to guess, his name is Wilt Chamberlain, because he’s the greatest rebounder of all-time.
(Photo Credit: WENN.com)
Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.
(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)
By brendon December 06, 2012 @ 5:24 PM
Did you ever go to a dance in junior high dance and the chaperones starting dancing too and it freaked everyone out? Well this is like that. Especially since… is that the twist, is she doing the twist? Holy fuck, how old are you, Demi? What, was there not enough room for the Charleston, you damn weirdo?
(image source of demi, stacey keibler and lenny kravitz at the chanel party at soho house in miami = splash)
By brendon October 05, 2012 @ 3:15 PM
Three days ago it came out that George Clooney was ready to break up with Stacy Keibler, but here they are at the ‘Argo’ premiere in Beverly Hills last night. Did she not read the article? It had quotes and everything so it had to be true. In fact I bet she wasn’t even invited to this, and she rode there on the bus and then had to run like 3 blocks to catch Clooney before he went inside. What a psycho.