George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were at the Time Warner Center in New York City over the weekend, so I guess they’re still dating. This would be a really good ad for Touch of Gray.
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Life and Style will print literally anything, so not everyone believed them on Wednesday when they claimed that George Clooney was dating Stacy Keibler now.
Son of a bitch.
Just over a month following his announced split from Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney is now dating actressStacy Keibler, multiple sources confirm to US Weekly.
“It’s more than just a fling,” (said) one insider close to Keibler.
(They’ve) known each other “four or five years,” the insider adds, and recently “reached out to one another through a mutual friend.”
Since becoming romantic, the pair have been spending time together in London and at Clooney’s Lake Como spread in Italy.
“They’re basically exclusive at this point,” explains the insider. “They like each other’s sense of humor. Obviously they’re both physically attracted to one another.”
Ok seriously, George Clooney and his awesome life can go fuck themselves. This story is gonna suck unless it ends with Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson attacking her on a date, and when George tries to intervene Randy Orton comes up behind him and slams him in the back of a head with a chair.
07.28.2009 Oh, the excitement
Stacy Keibler hosted a party at the MGMs Wet Republic pool this weekend, and this chick really messed up by not getting implants. No one likes flat chested girls. Even girls with D’s should get implants, because fake breasts are usually way better than real ones. Implants can be perfect. Natural things suck. Crocodiles, hurricanes, poison ivy, asteroids, B cups. Nothing good ever comes from nature, and girls like Stacy Keibler need to step up.
Challenging Stacy for the weekends most boring Las Vegas pool pictures was Melissa Rycroft, who was down the street hosting a party at The Palazzo. You may be tempted to skip those, but keep in mind that she poses the exact same way in all of them. You’ll be kicking yourself if you miss that.
(3 more pics of Stacy here. hq jump here)
11.17.2008 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
I’m as surprised as anyone that Stacy Keibler had one of the most disappointing celebrity bodies on the beach this weekend in Miami. A hot body was pretty much her only marketable talent. She has no tits anymore and her ass is getting kinda big. They should make coke legal. All the models looked great when everyone did coke. And it’s a victimless crime, just like prostitution, or necrophilia.
