George Clooney Is Done With This One

By Travis July 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

For the past two years, former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler thought that she could be the girl who could finally make George Clooney settle down and become a husband and father after roughly two decades of sticking his dick in everything from Los Angeles to Laos. Of course, she was probably wrong, as the Mirror reported yesterday that George and Stacy spent the 4th of July apart, and he is “quietly backing away from the relationship.” Translated: he’s knuckle deep in a fresh 18-year old.

But Stacy doesn’t seem to be too upset, because she posted a photo to her Instagram account of her and an unknown man. If I had to guess, his name is Wilt Chamberlain, because he’s the greatest rebounder of all-time.

(Photo Credit: WENN.com)

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

By Photo Boy February 25, 2013 @ 12:30 PM


Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit, Ben Affleck got snubbed, then didn’t and George Clooney kept getting free scotch thrown at him for smiling every time someone joked he banged and/or will bang somebody like nine-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis (Actual Seth MacFarlane joke.) who already had to deal with Daniel Day Lewis demanding she thank him backstage. This shouldn’t fuck a kid up.

(Images of celebs who showed up to last night’s Oscars with varying degrees of cleavage or dumb-looking faces = Getty)

Demi Moore is quite a dancer

By brendon December 06, 2012 @ 5:24 PM

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Did you ever go to a dance in junior high dance and the chaperones starting dancing too and it freaked everyone out? Well this is like that. Especially since… is that the twist, is she doing the twist? Holy fuck, how old are you, Demi? What, was there not enough room for the Charleston, you damn weirdo?

(image source of demi, stacey keibler and lenny kravitz at the chanel party at soho house in miami = splash)

Stacy Keibler can’t take a hint

By brendon October 05, 2012 @ 3:15 PM

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Three days ago it came out that George Clooney was ready to break up with Stacy Keibler, but here they are at the ‘Argo’ premiere in Beverly Hills last night. Did she not read the article? It had quotes and everything so it had to be true. In fact I bet she wasn’t even invited to this, and she rode there on the bus and then had to run like 3 blocks to catch Clooney before he went inside. What a psycho.

George Clooney probably dumped Stacy Keibler

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 5:12 PM

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George Clooney had dated Elisabetta Canalis for over two years when she started talking about mariage in an interview with an Italian magazine. Two weeks later, they were done.

Two weeks ago, Stacey Keibler went to a big party at a jewelry store and tried on some engagement rings, and then the pictures of her were pretty much everywhere. Guess what that means.

The couple who’ve been hot and heavy for more than a year are still dating, sort of, but it’s anyone’s guess how much longer they will last.
An eyewitness who saw Keibler at a recent cooking event tells Confidenti@l that “she was acting really nervous and refused to talk about George.”
After another function last week, Keibler was tearful … Stricken with grief, Keibler was seen breaking down on and off throughout the day and needed to be consoled by her handler. The source also says she kept checking her phone for texts or calls from Clooney.
“They’re barely talking,” another snitch reveals. “She is worried that he may break up with her any day now.”

It can be really awkward when you’re trying to dump someone and they can’t get the hint. Eespecially if I cover my ears and yell “LA-LA-LA-LA” while running down the hall and locking myself in your bathroom.

Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson went jogging in Italy

By brendon August 08, 2012 @ 7:50 PM

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Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson went jogging today near George Clooneys home on Lake Como in Laglio, which, amazingly enough, makes this two posts in a row about Lombardy, Italy.

Even more amazing is that George Clooney has been dating Stacy Keibler for over a year now. She has to know her time is almost up. He just can’t get her pregnant. When he’s done with a condom he should bury it, or throw it right in the lake. The fish might get pregnant–I’m not a veteranarian, I’m not positive how that works–but she won’t.

(image source = splash)