George Clooney probably dumped Stacy Keibler

By brendon October 02, 2012 @ 5:12 PM

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George Clooney had dated Elisabetta Canalis for over two years when she started talking about mariage in an interview with an Italian magazine. Two weeks later, they were done.

Two weeks ago, Stacey Keibler went to a big party at a jewelry store and tried on some engagement rings, and then the pictures of her were pretty much everywhere. Guess what that means.

The couple who’ve been hot and heavy for more than a year are still dating, sort of, but it’s anyone’s guess how much longer they will last.
An eyewitness who saw Keibler at a recent cooking event tells Confidenti@l that “she was acting really nervous and refused to talk about George.”
After another function last week, Keibler was tearful … Stricken with grief, Keibler was seen breaking down on and off throughout the day and needed to be consoled by her handler. The source also says she kept checking her phone for texts or calls from Clooney.
“They’re barely talking,” another snitch reveals. “She is worried that he may break up with her any day now.”

It can be really awkward when you’re trying to dump someone and they can’t get the hint. Eespecially if I cover my ears and yell “LA-LA-LA-LA” while running down the hall and locking myself in your bathroom.

Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson went jogging in Italy

By brendon August 08, 2012 @ 7:50 PM

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Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson went jogging today near George Clooneys home on Lake Como in Laglio, which, amazingly enough, makes this two posts in a row about Lombardy, Italy.

Even more amazing is that George Clooney has been dating Stacy Keibler for over a year now. She has to know her time is almost up. He just can’t get her pregnant. When he’s done with a condom he should bury it, or throw it right in the lake. The fish might get pregnant–I’m not a veteranarian, I’m not positive how that works–but she won’t.

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Stacy Keibler has been a attractive for a while now

By brendon March 29, 2012 @ 7:58 PM

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Some pictures of Stacy Keibler modeling lingerie back in 2008 showed up online today for some reason, and these are news worthy because shut up.

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George Clooney Got Arrested

By author March 16, 2012 @ 1:30 PM

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George Cloney getting arrested will probably be the biggest story of the day even though it wasn’t for something really macho like throwing a cell phone like a girl while wearing girl’s clothing. It’s important to point out that Clooney’s manager had a prepared statement for the press, so it’s likely that this whole incident was anticipated, if not intentional to heighten awareness of an important cause. via TMZ:

They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children. They were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country before it becomes the largest humanitarian crisis in the world.

The arrest follows Clooney’s testimony before Congress on Wednesday, where he points out the disgusting fact that the only way to get China to intervene (not for humanitarian purposes, mind you, but solely for their reliance on Sudanese oil) is from timely U.S. pressure. It’s time for America to go to bat for a worthy international cause and while we’re at it, let’s not for get to recognize what a sweet piece of ass(below) a geriatric can get just for being a fabulously wealthy and handsome actor. USA! USA!

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Angelina Jolie hates Stacy Keibler. Or doesn’t.

By brendon January 24, 2012 @ 3:20 PM

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George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt, and Angelina Jolie all shared a private jet to the Palm Springs Film Festival, and Us magazine makes it perfectly clear that Angelina hated Stacy for every second of it.

“Angelina refused to acknowledge that Stacy was even on the plane … (She) went out of her way to ignore her, from takeoff to landing. She would not even look Stacy’s way. She was not having it!”

MEE-OW!!! Except that it isn’t true, according to Stacy Keibler.

“That (story) is completely false. She has been nothing but great and nice to me. That’s 100 percent false… I’ve hung out with them a couple of times and they’ve been nothing but nice.”

If there was any tension on that plane it was probably because Brad and George were both waiting for someone to suggest an orgy, or at least that they switch partners. Jokingly at first, just to break the ice, but then, you know, maybe not jokingly.

Nicole Scherzinger has a really nice ass

By brendon November 23, 2011 @ 1:23 PM

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Nicole Scherzinger shows off her fantastic ass in a new book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco called ‘Culo’. It’s 248 pages of asses, including famous ones like Lady Gaga, Fergie, and Sarah McLachlan, but also some good ones that people actually want to see like Nicole and Stacy Keibler.

The Keibler picture is below (the gold one), and then there’s a couple of Chrissy Teigens terrific naked ass too, by the same photographer though I’m not sure if it’s from ‘Culo’. If so this book could do a lot to get this country reading again. Sasha Grey should have read this to those little kids, instead of the typical bullshit they usually get about a cat who runs a detective agency or whatever. THIS IS WHY OUR CHILDREN CAN’T READ!

SEXY UPDATE: so not only has Chrissy Teigen confirmed that her pictures here are from the book, but also that the naked blond to her right is Stacy Keibler. No need to ask if they made out while shooting this, because of course they did. And there’s a sorta NSFW promo video for this here.

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