the Star Trek villian is... John Harrison?

Up until today, most people have assumed that (the great) Benedict Cumberbatch was playing either Kahn or Gary Mitchell in 'Star Trek: Into Darkness'. That was before Paramount released this picture labeling Zachary Quinto as Spock, Chris Pine as Kirk, and Benedict Cumberbatch as... John Harrison. This guy: "In 'Space Seed,' Harrison was nearly suffocated to death on the Enterprise bridge by unfrozen superman Khan."...read more

the Japanese 'Star Trek' trailer has more footage, Japanese

There's a longer trailer due next week, and a nine minute trailer in front of ‘the Hobbit' in IMAX, but today we finally got a teaser for JJ Abrams ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness'. And since he can't market anything without some secret Japanese thing, there is of course a secret Japanese thing. In this case a slightly longer trailer with new footage at the end, where Spock does his hand thing to a sickly looking...read more

Star Trek and Superman have new posters

We still haven't had a real trailer yet for ‘Man of Steel' or ‘Star Trek: Into Darkness', but today we do have the hundredth best thing; movie posters. One shows the most malleable Superman yet, in tights that somehow still show his abs, allowing himself to be led away in handcuffs by 4 cops who would shit their pants at a Criss Angel show due to their unwavering faith in handcuffs. Then there's the sequel to ‘Star...read more

Benicio Del Toro might be in Star Trek 2

Variety is reporting that Benicio Del Toro has been offered the role as the villain in the sequel to 'Star Trek', though it's not clear which villain he'll play. I know this is off the subject but Benicio had sex with Scarlett Johansson in an elevator when she was 19 and he was 37. That's pretty bad ass. Also off the subject but why is my penis two shades darker than the rest of me. Does astroglide have some kind of...read more

BOOTLEG STAR TREK TRAILER

Some dashing ne’er-do-well put up a bootleg copy of the new "Star Trek" trailer, which premiered yesterday in front of "Quantum of Solace". At first I was thinking that kid sucks I hate him. Then I was like oh okay. Then I was like wow that dude is a perfect Spock and the new “beam me” effect is cool and this is really beautiful and that black girl is hot and LOOK IT'S SIMON PEGG. Then the hot black girl took off her...read more

HEIDI KLUM IS NAKED

Supermodel Heidi Klum and husband Seal admit to having naked portraits of themselves adorning the walls of their home. The nude pics are hidden in the couples bedroom and bathrooms to keep them hidden away and private."I have very nice pictures of my husband in my bathroom. We don't really have naked pictures of us all over the place but he would have the occasional one of me and I have the occasional one of him."This...read more